posted on 16-Nov-2002 3:44:26 AM
FIRST off I'm sorry if you're excpecting a crossover from the books but... Nope. I just stole the title, this is a smutty roswell fic... Well I might throw in an occasional part from the books... Awesome trilogy I RECCOMEND!

Title: Roswell, Thongs, and Full frontal Snogging...
Author: JBehrsGurl
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I own nothing but a fat cat that is lying in my lap cutting off my circulation, oh and Jason Behr is my husband...
Summary: A Smutty Roswell!!!
Author's note: Okay so the story goes: I was originally suppossed to write this with Jessica_01 but complications happen and Now I'm stuck with yet another story... The good news? I'm back...
Originally titled: Irresistibly Sexy ~ I decided to change things. Since I was the only one who contributed to the story I claim it as my own, if Jessica wants this she can have it. But I don't think she cares, so without further adue... I give you:

Ch. 1
Sexual Healing…

[Liz is sitting outside, it's dark. She's writing in her journal]

VOICE-OVER: September 23rd. Journal entry one. I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I lost my innocence to Max Evans. After that, things got really steamy....

“Max…” Liz whispered as Max delicately nibbled her neck.

“Hmmm…” He groaned burying his face further in her hair.

His mouth was so warm on her neck she couldn’t just tell him to stop; it felt much to pleasing for him to just stop. His tongue grazed across her lips and he covered her mouth with his. She wrapped her arms tightly around his neck and kissed him back firmly pressing her body against his.

“Max w-we have to stop…” She delicately pulled away from his kiss, pecking his cheek with her lips.

“No we don’t.” He said taking her mouth in his again.

He lifted her up and sat her down on the counter, shoving aside a coffee pot. It was so dangerous! They were fooling around in the one place that could ultimately ruin their lives!

Liz closed her eyes and indulged in her remembrance of that night, the night when everything between them had changed. The night that she and Max had finally became one…

CrashDown 5 day’s ago-

“Okay, I have got one Sigourney Weaver, that's for you. And one Will Smith. Can I get you guys anything else? Green Martian Shake? Blood of Alien smoothie?” Liz Parker smiled politely at the couple in front of her who were so obviously tourists.

“No, thanks. We're good.” The male of the two said.

“Are you guys here for the crash festival?” Liz replied narrowing her deep brown eyes.

“Yea, can't wait. So...does your family come from Roswell?” The girlfriend of the guy said secretly.

“Just four generations.” Liz placed a hand on her hip.

“Uh, well, does anyone in your family have stories about the UFO crash?” The guys said leaning in and whispering.

“Well, I guess it would be O.K. to show you guys this....” Liz said secretly looking around and went in her pocket to show them to fake alien picture while Maria walked past with a coffee pot and shook her head laughing to herself.

“My grandmother took this picture at the crash sight RIGHT before the government cleaned it up.” Liz said serious, but lying through her teeth.

“Do people know about this photograph?” The woman tourist said excited.

“Well, I know about it, and now you know about it.” Liz answered dangerously.

“Whoa!” The guy said.

“Wow!” The girlfriend sighed.

“I'm gonna be right back, don't show that to anyone.” Liz acted top secret.

“No....” the woman said shaking her head.

Liz walked back to the register with Maria, both smiling secretly.

“You are sooo bad girl. Oh, and Max Evans is staring at you again.” Maria scolded and pointed out to Liz.

“No way.” Liz said, “Maria, that is so in your imagination.” Liz looks at Max who is sitting at a booth with Michael at the far end of the restaurant. He looks at her and then quickly away.

“Max Evans? This? No, uh's not...” Liz replied pointing at her face.

“And with those cheeks! Preciosita tan linda!” Maria squeezed Liz’s cheeks playfully.

“Maria!” Liz slapped Maria away giggling.

“And, and even if it were possible, we’re just friends. I mean, he's steady and loyal, and he appreciates me. As a friend.” Liz pointed out.

“Sounds like you're describing a poodle.” Maria grimaced.

“You going to Michael’s party tonight?” Liz changed the subject.

“Yea, we’re going right?” Maria said.

“Right.” Liz said.


The party

“Max, I can’t believe you just did that. I mean, tell me I just got the wrong idea here.” Liz said backing up against the wall of Michael Guerin’s room where she and Max Evans had ended up somehow.

“You didn't.” He looked away embarrassed.

“Okay, um. So help me out here Max. I mean, where were you planning on putting that?” Liz grimaced.

“Well not anywhere around here.” He motioned around the room.

“Where then?” Liz asked curious.

Max pointed up with his index finger.

“Up north? The roof top?” Liz said babbling.

Max pointed higher.

“You're not a, a Virgin. I mean. Are you?” Liz choked.

“Well I prefer the term not of this earth. Sorry, it's not a good time to joke.” He smiled then looked away, “Yea, I am. Wow, it's weird to actually say it.” He replied oddly.

Liz tried to exit the room quickly turning her back to him.

“Liz....” He said worried.

“Um, Max, you know, I have, I'm gonna be late for my drinking contest with Maria, so I'm just gonna—” She tried to walk out the door but was stopped by Max.

“Liz, listen to me. You can't talk to anyone about this. Not your parents, not Maria. No one. You don't understand what'll happen if you do. Liz please? Now my life is in your hands.” He said letting her go to leave the room.

“I need to know the truth Max. I need to know, everything. Or I'll - I'm just gonna go to Maria and I'm gonna tell her everything I know.” Liz said slurring her words, she was exceptionally drunk.

“Okay.” He said sighing.

“Okay.” Liz crossed her arms, “Okay. All right. Here we go. Why did you try to seduce me?”

“I don't know.” Max shrugged, “I guess because I was attracted to you.”

“Senior year is about to end, you’re 18. How can you still be a virgin?” Liz asked.

“We just made a pact. We were going to wait for love.” Max said eyeing Liz nervously.

“We?” Liz’s eyes opened wide.

Good one Evans. Max scolded himself, “Isabel and Michael are also...uh...”

“Okay, well, that, answers, um, that question. Um, what made you think I was just going to go ahead and let you seduce me?” Liz angered a bit through her drunken state. “Max, who else knows this?”

“No one.” He shook his head.

“What about your parents?”

“Well except them. We don't tell anyone. We sorta think our lives depend on it. You know, socially and all.” He shrugged his shoulder again.

“So when you told me you risked all of this getting out didn't you?” Liz asked incredulously.


“Why??” Liz asked curious.

“It was you.” He stepped up to her, “I can't imagine how you must feel right now, I mean, I've thought about telling you a thousand times.”

“You have, me?” Liz couldn’t keep the smile from spreading across her lips. She regained her composure and left quickly.

He was drunk and he had just tried to… to… have sex with her! Liz knew she should have been furious but deep down inside, she actually felt… turned on.


In the living room of the party

“Where's Liz?? I mean, why is she avoiding me?? Okay, first of all, Liz is never late right? She walks into the party today, and goes and sits next to Pam Troy. She like, hates Pam Troy and you know like, goes around admitting it openly...and...Alex are you listening to me?” Maria smacked the back of his head causing his beer to spill over the edge.

“Yea, yea, Maria I'm listening to you. But this is just you being you. All right? Liz is fine, nothing happened it's all right here in black and white.” He said gulping down his drink and belching loud.

On the back porch

“I can't believe this Max. You know, I finally feel like I have a quasi-normal existence and you go and blow it all with one random act of lunacy.” Isabel rolled her eyes, she turned to Michael, “How could you let my misguided brother do this?” Isabel scowled.

“Hey don't turn this around on me. I'm not the one who thinks he's a super hero.” Michael grimaced as Max embarrassingly took his towel wrapped cape off his back.

“Look, I said I was sorry.” Max rubbed his aching head; the beer was starting to take its toll on his body.

“You're sorry? You break a sacred pact and that's all you have to say? It's against the rules Max, the rules we made!” Isabel shrieked.

“Well you almost lose your innocence all the time.” Max pointed out.

“Recreationally.” She stuck her chin out. “The important thing is, to contain this. We just have to figure out what to say to Miss Scientist.” She was deep in thought but stopped shocked looking at the guilty look upon Max's face. “Oh my God, you told her.” Isabel gasp.

“I didn't have a choice. It's gonna be okay.” Max tried to assure his over dramatic sister.

“Don't you realize that everything has changed.” Isabel stood.

“No, it hasn't.” Max said irritated.

“Max, she's right, we're screwed. It's time to leave Roswell.” Michael stood up with Isabel.

“Michael, we can't just leave. Don’t you think you two are overreacting just a bit TOO much?” Max snorted.

“We've always known this day would come. We said when it did we'd be prepared.” Michael said defiant.

“This is gonna be OK. We should just lay low. Go back to school and act normal.” Max said standing with them.

Isabel snorted disgusted, “Act normal? That's your big plan Max? Don't you realize it's only a matter of time before they find us and turn us over to some government agency where they're gonna test us and prod us, and, oh yea, exterminate us. Because we are like the ONLY Seniors of West Roswell High who are still virgins?” Isabel said angry.

“That’s not true.” Max said.

“Oh yea? Then who else is?” Michael asked rude as ever.

“Liz, Maria and Alex.” Max answered.

In Michael’s back bathroom

Liz walked into the bathroom and splashed ice cold water over her face sighing she looked into the mirror to see Maria, “Hey.” Liz whispered.

“So I called like, 37 times.” Maria held up her cell phone.

“I know, I'm sorry.” Liz said turning her phone back on.

“Liz, what happened?” Maria leaned against the sink.

“What do you mean Maria? You were there, you saw everything?” Liz said resting her head against the wall behind her.

“Did I? Cause um, this your underwear Liz.” She held up a hot pink thong, “This looks a lot like your thong to me. What did Max do to you?” Maria snapped. “I mean one minute we’re all playing spin the bottle the next minute you kiss Max and you’re like totally MIA! What happen to JUST FRIENDS???”

Liz dried her hands and didn’t answer Maria.

The back porch

“Isabel, could you please not do that?” Max grimaced as she sat popping her gum loudly.

“Yea, like chewing bubble gum is the problem here.” Isabel rolled her eyes.

“I couldn't just let her leave without trying to… to make a move.” Max blushed.

Michael chuckled, “You sure did score on that one Maxwell.”

“Michael, everything is gonna be okay.” Max growled.

“No it won't. Our cover is blown. And I'm not gonna hang around and wait for them to catch on to us.” He opened the back door.

“No one is caught yet. I mean, we don't even know if there is a ''them''.” Max shrugged. “Liz won't tell anyone, she's different.”

“Really? So how'd she react when you told her? 'Great you're a virgin that's fantastic.'” Michael said sarcastically.

Max looked away.

“No, I didn't think so.”

“Thought I was pissed.” Isabel snuffed.

“So what are you gonna do about this?” Max said to Michael.

“I’m gonna lose my virginity tonight.” He grinned walking inside.

The bathroom

“Hey.” Alex said coming into the bathroom.

“Oh, hey Alex. Have you seen my purse anywhere?” Liz said searching the bathroom.

“No, I haven't. Can I talk to you for a second?”

“Yea, what's up?”

“Well, I'm you're friend, and I'm Maria's friend to, so if you lie to Maria, it's sort of like lying to me.”

“Alex, what did Maria say to you?” Liz said angry.

“Well, frankly it's vague. I mean, everything needs to be put through the Maria filter. But, she said something about how she found your underwear in Max's back pocket? What's going on?” Alex replied vividly.

“Alex, Maria is a total drama queen. You know that. Nothing is going on.”

“O-ok, well look. All I care about is that you're OK. So you're you are right, you're okay?”

“I'm OK.”

“All right.” Alex sighed.

“Okay.” Liz assured him.

“And whatever happened is ... over now?”

“It is totally over.” Liz nodded.

“Okay. I thought for a second I was going to have to kick Max's ass.”

Liz burst out laughing.

Alex left and Maria came back in.

“Before I go to this idiotic crash festival called home, I want to know everything. And if you don't tell me the truth right now. I'm going to go to the front of the party myself and tell the whole crowd everything I know.” Maria crossed her arms.

“What do you know?” Liz sighed.

“Well....uh, I-I know that Max was in the room with you, and I know that he went up to you when you were playing spin the bottle and like, did something to you. And I know that the one person in the world that I thought I could completely trust, is lying to me.” She seemed hurt.

“Okay. But you have to promise me that you are not going to flip out.” Liz said taking Maria’s shoulders in her hands.

“Flip out? Hey, it's me.” Maria said.

We then see Maria running screaming from the bathroom with Liz right behind her.

“Maria!” Liz chased her.

Inside with Max, Michael, and Isabel.

“Ready?” Max said to Michael and Isabel.

“Ready.” They said separating, and going their different ways to find their soul-mates…

In the bathroom

“Liz, Liz what happened to you? You were on this whole like, valedictorian path. You were on your way to be like, this world renowned scientist and I was gonna be your wacky friend. I can't be a wacky friend to someone who's already whacky!! It'd be like repetitious....” Maria babbled.

“Maria you're babbling.” Liz pointed out.

“I think I've earned the right to babble, all right so just deal with it.” Maria scowled.

“Hey Maria! Can I talk to you a second?” Michael said summoning her.

“Catch you later.” Maria immediately ditched Liz.

Max then entered the bathroom, “Hey.”

“Hey.” She smiled shyly.

Max walks up and pushes a stray piece of hair behind her ear, “You had a, uh....”

“Hair thing, right. Thanks.” Liz smiled.

“Sure. Liz, it's not safe. I mean, for you and, and me to.... it’s not safe. Cuz I-I don’t think I can just be your friend.”

“I don't care.” Liz said.

Liz at home

“If I could say what I want to say
I’d say I wanna blow you... away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I’m wishing my life away
With these things I’ll never say…”

Liz sang the lyrics aloud. She so desperately wanted to tell Max that she felt the same way about him. Liz had left the party rather early and didn’t care that Maria was with Michael and Alex was with Isabel, she just went home, she was listening to her Arvil Lavigne CD. The lyrics rang so true in her head!

Liz jumped out her window and sang at the top of her lungs:

“It don’t do me any good
It’s just a waste of time
What use is it to you
What’s on my mind
If ain’t coming out
We’re not going anywhere
So why can’t I just tell you that I care!”

“Liz!” A voice called up to her.

“OH!” Liz spun around embarrassed; she walked to the edge and looked over to see Max.

“I have to talk to you.” He said.

She let him up and looked in his eyes, he smiled, “What?” Liz asked.

“So we’re cool right?” Max asked out of the blue.

“Yeah. I mean, we are.” Liz nodded.

“Good.” Max nodded back.

“Why wouldn't we be?” She asked curious.

“We really haven't been able to talk since...that night.” Max said.

“You mean like two hours ago?” Liz laughed.

“Uh… Yea.”

“Max, people do a lot of dumb things when they're drunk. Anyway, I understand.” Liz said smiling.

“And we're friends?” Max repeated.

“Yeah. We're friends.” Liz smiled.

“Just friends?” Max said.

“Yeah. We're just friends.” She said.

It was then that Max's lips attacked Liz’s. She lead him in through her window immediately and they kissed again, her parents were out of town and Liz thanked the stars above for the two tickets given to them as an anniversary present to Hawaii.

Max's mouth was hot as was his tongue, which was moving, perfectly in sync with Liz’s. Every inch of her body felt as if it were on fire. She had no idea just how this had all happened so fast. Liz let herself go, the alcohol had worn off and every action that she engaged in tonight would be free will.

Max trailed kisses down her neck subtly sucking the skin and running fingers through her scalp, his free hand moving up her back and to the front of her shirt, dangerously close to taking her breast in his hand. Liz moaned in ecstasy when his hand came into contact with her heaving chest. Liz pulled his lips back to her own and kissed him long, hard, and passionately. His mouth was addictive and somehow his body irresistibly sexy…

“Max…” Liz whispered on his lips.

Max took her face in his hands and kissed her forehead, her cheek, the tip of her nose, and kissed her lips, “What?” He said, his breaths quick.

She didn’t answer, she just tightened her arms around his neck bringing his body closer to hers. His hands caressed her back and slid down her body, around her hips and firmly pressed them on her ass, lifting her up into his arms he carried her over to the bed. Liz squealed in enjoyment, as she was lifted up in the air so swiftly and effortlessly. Their lips never losing contact. He softly set her body on the bed and they sat kissing and touching until Max took the bottom of his black t-shirt and raise it up and over his head throwing it aside. Liz’s eyes glazed over taking in all his well toned muscles in his chest and shoulders and stomach and…

“Oh Max!” Liz yelped jumping in his arms and kissing his lips trailing kisses down his chest so that she could feel his rock hard abs on her lips. She pushed Max down on the bed and straddled him. Smiling she made a show of removing her light pink tank top off her upper body. Luckily for Max she wore no bra to bed. His eyes were transfixed on her; she slightly blushed in her state of vulnerability. She leaned down and kissed his cheek. He took her face in his hands and kissed her lips; opening her mouth with his tongue he licked the inside of her mouth tasting her. Liz tumbled over as Max rolled putting himself atop her.

He slid eager hands over her body down to her baby pink cotton pajama pants, he smoothly skimmed them of her legs, leaving her only in her underwear, “I see you got your underwear back.” He smirked staring down at the hot pink thong she wore.

Liz ignored him smiling and fumbled with his belt trying to remove his pants, Max obliged to her quickly slipping his belt off and swinging it around in the air before jumping up to eliminate his pants and leaping back on the bed, back with Liz and her open arms. He buried his face in her hair and smelled the strawberry shampoo he secretly bought to use himself, just to smell like her. Liz ran fingers through his hair and trailed her nails down his back. His swelling lower half rubbed against Liz’s and she yelped in the surprise of his readiness. It felt so good, so wonderfully good. His erection continued to slowly massage against her thighs.

She wanted him so badly, “Max…” She said looking in his eyes. “Max make love to me…” She whispered.

“I love you Liz, you’re the one. You’re the ONLY one.” He whispered in her ear. Kissing his way down her neck to her chest where he kissed each peak delicately. He trickled his tongue over her abdomen and sucked the skin near her belly button. He stopped to place his hands in the strings on the sides of her hips, the strings that kept him from truly being inside her. He slithered the thong down her legs taking extra time to smooth fingers over her thighs making her shiver. Liz felt chills run up and down her spine causing goose flesh to form, she felt a hot wetness seep between her thighs. Max kissed two fingers and touched her lips; he trailed his two fingers down to her neck, up and over her chest, down swirling over her stomach to just above her hot spot. He looked at her as if to ask permission in his next move. She nodded vigorously.

Max grinned sliding two fingers inside her wet hot spot, Liz moaned aloud and thrust her hips up a bit off the bed in the moment of penetration, this was the exact reaction Max wanted. He slid his fingers in deeper and stopped; he smoothly slipped them back out and in again, in and out again. Liz moaned and groaned each time, Max had to use all willpower to keep himself from ruining everything by cumming so fast. He just couldn’t wait any longer he wanted inside her, he needed inside her. He was through with the foreplay; they could do that later, right now he just wanted her.

He moved his body so that he was directly over her and took his boxers off, Liz gasp at his size, she didn’t know EVERYTHING about Max Evans was perfect! He wasted no more time, his slid inside her and Liz found the chills returning and electrically running through her body. Max moved up so that he could position himself better, while he did this he moved a piece of her hair over her face and behind her ear, “You okay?” He whispered.

“Yea.” Liz said breathless, “Max don’t stop.” She sucked in air through her gritted teeth.

He moved in slow motioned at first, his hardness entering her wet hot spot once again sending Liz’s hips buckling upward outrageously. She ran fingers through his hair with one hand and with the other she softly clawed at his back with her nails, she couldn’t help it. His body with hers was just so electrifyingly shocking, it was as if he knew EXACTLY what Liz wanted, when she needed his thrusts to slow he slowed, when her body cried for his pace to quicken it did. His large shaft inside her made her feel so safe, as his body moved up and down over hers she felt emotion stream up through her, and a single tear fell down her cheek. She really did love Max Evans. They had been friends for so long. And now, they were lovers.

“Oh gawd! Oh Max!” Liz cried out as she was getting closer to sealing the deal, apparently so was Max because his thrusts were harder and more persistent than before. It only made Liz feel all the more blissful, she squeezed him in her arms as close she could, so that at the moment they came they were one…

Back to present time

Liz giggled, “Max we have to go now.” Liz pulled her shirt back on smiling wide.

Max pouted, “Fine but after your shift tonight in the CrashDown you’re mine Parker.” Max smirked.

“You mean you’re mine?” Liz raised her eyebrow.

Max kissed her cheek, “I was always yours Liz. Always.” He smiled.

“So lets go do what we were originally sent out to do.” Liz smacked the folder in his hands. They were supposed to deliver an important document to the office, but they had somehow gotten sidetracked between the class and the office.

A male teacher entered the room, “Excuse me what do you think you two are doing in here?” The teacher scolded, “This is the teachers lounge.”

Max and Liz burst out laughing and ran out of the room, “You are so bad!” Liz smacked him playfully.

“I don’t recall a certain Liz Parker resisting the idea.” Max grabbed her from behind and walked in step wither in his arms.

They passed the eraser room on their way to deliver the document when a small female hand pressed against the door glass and loud racket was heard inside.

“Oh Michael!” Maria’s voice cried out.

Liz and Max turned red and ran hand in hand down the hall…

VOICE-OVER: I could feel everything he was feeling. I could feel his loneliness. For the first time I was really seeing Max Evans, I saw me as he saw me, and the amazing thing was, in his eyes, I was beautiful. Max Evans has put a force on me. It's like my whole life changed in an instant. It's just so ironic that when something like this finally happened to me, it was with someone who was actually a virgin too. And here I thought I was the only one beside Maria and Alex –but I even think they’re virginity’s are in question. When I woke up during the night I was happy, Max's powerful arms were wrapped possessively around me and I felt safe, I felt loved, and I felt alive. It's September 23rd, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I gave myself to Max Evans. But then the really amazing thing happened. I found love...

a/n: I know this is sort of a repost but the new part is gonna be posted VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY soon so hold on to ya knickas gulls! lol Oh the joy of starting a new fic....


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posted on 18-Nov-2002 4:56:44 AM
New part will be posted later on today! It's a candy chapter!

posted on 19-Nov-2002 12:47:59 AM
Okay my loving honeys! I regret to admit that the update has been delayed due to the fact that I got home so late and I have to get up really early... On the bright side... ITS A REALLY LONG PART! lol *wink*

posted on 20-Nov-2002 2:26:20 AM
I love you guys! Thanks for being so patient! Sorry this is so long! And teh smut parts not all that great cuz I wasn't feeling it... I dunno. maybe I need to watch heatwave or something...

Ch. 2
285 Pieces of CANDY

Where we last left off:

They passed the eraser room on their way to deliver the document when a small female hand pressed against the door glass and loud racket was heard inside.

“Oh Michael!” Maria’s voice cried out.

Liz and Max turned red and ran hand in hand down the hall…

VOICE OVER: Now I know you must be thinking… WHAT THE F- Watch your mouth! A-hem, as I was saying… I know you must be wondering what the hell went on after Max and Liz got it on… Well Liz still thought I was oblivious to her and Max doing the deed. I know she’s dying to tell me, its just that she thinks she has to keep everything a big fat secret in order to keep it sacred. Whatever! I made her spill. Yea, well as for me and Michael, that night at the party was disastrous! He can be such a jerk! I most definitely didn’t give my “flower” away that night. Nnnnnope! I lost my innocence a different way…


Michael searched the UFO Center after hours looking for any info about his vision. Well actually his vision had nothing to do with UFO crap but he needed supplies and was just too damn cheap to go out and buy his own. The stuff he needed was essential to making himself a fake ID, and it was only shipped to certain area’s and luckily Michael knew Max's boss had it all right here. Being the stupid boy that he is, he rumbles through the centers art supplies loudly and without care, unknowingly to him -Max's Boss is sleeping at a desk nearby. And Michael is being loud as ever, waking Max's Boss.

“What? Who's there? Hey! What do you want, you two-bit punk?!” He screams.

“Nothing. This is all just a mistake.” Michael tries to cover for himself.

“Huh?” Max's boss says confused.

“It was all just one big mistake.” Michael says trying to back away.

“You're right about that.” But the deputy was already on the prowl…


“Everybody has their secrets. There isn't a person alive today who's what they appear to be. Exposing these secrets is the job of the...historian. Even the most normal of us has extraordinary qualities just waiting to be uncovered.” The teacher bored her class with her lecture. “For tonight's assignment, I've paired you together. It is your job as...historians, to find out as much as you can about your partner by asking these specific questions, and then writing up an oral history report for tomorrow.” She passed out her forms.

Maria shook her head unsatisfied, “Uh, excuse me, but these are kinda personal, don't you think?” She winkled her petite nose.

Have you ever been in love? What kind of shit was this? Maria glanced at Liz to her left only to see them making goo goo eyes at themselves. Sick man. This town was sick.

“Exactly. Personal is the goal of the professional biographer. And who knows? You just might make a new friend. Ok, so the partners are as follows: Daskal with Hausman, Kalinowski with Nell. Parker with Evans...that's I. Evans. M. Evans is with...Valenti. Papas with Cooney, Deluca with...Guerin.”

“Wait, did you just say Guerin?” Maria asked disgusted.

“Yes, Michael Guerin.”

“No, no, I'm sorry. That's unacceptable.” She shook her head vigorously.

“I beg your pardon?” The teacher asked shocked.

“I mean, the guy's not even here.” Maria pointed out. “He’s probibly out banging some whore out back.”

“Well, then it'll be like true field work, tracking down your subject... Trussell with Wolf.” She grinned. “And that last comment…” She shook her head disapprovingly.

“Bitch.” Maria muttered under breath.

After class Liz caught up with Maria and Maria let it all out, “I mean, this is like cruel and unusual education. I mean, aren't there, like, Geneva convention rules against this sort of thing?” She growled.

“Could this possibly get any worse?” Liz added looking at Kyle and Max. They HATED each other! Kyle still was in over protective best guy friend mode and Liz was SICK of it!

“Psha! At least your not teamed up with Guerin! This guys idea of work is jacking off!” Maria shrieked.

“All right, so let's meet at the CrashDown after school today, get started on some of these questions. Get to know each other a little.” He winked at Max in an annoying way.

“I can't believe this. He has been acting so weird since we hooked up.” Liz sighed and took Max’s hand in hers.

“It'll be fine.” Max reassured her with a kiss to her cheek.

Maria just about gagged. GOSH, PDA was SOOOO last year!

“Max Evans? Phone call in the office.” Pam Troy walked up to Max and grinned.


(Max, Michael, and Isabel chatting at school)

“This is it. The thing from my dreams.” Michael said slapping down a sketch he had drawn the night before.

“Can we get back to the part where you got arrested, please?” Isabel scoffed, slapping him upside the head.

“Look, it's over, ok? Max fixed it.” Michael scowled.

“No, it's not over. This is getting serious. Michael you have to start thinking clearly! I mean, a fake ID?!” Max roared angry.

“Hey! I wanted one of those! Michael you sleeze! You were just gonna make one for yourself!” Isabel smacked him again.

“I know. Marathon, Texas. That's where this place is. That's where the chicks are. I'm going there.” Michael wiggled his eyebrows.

“Have you completely lost it?” Isabel shrieked, she knew he wanted to leave Roswell to lose his virginity but this was pathetic!

“No, Isabel. I've found it. And you guys are too scared to admit it. Gimme the keys to the jeep. I want to go to Marathon.” Michael held his hand out to Max.

“Let's just wait until we can find out more about this place.” Max humored Michael, knowing damn well he wasn’t going to let him go anywhere.

“Max, I’m connected to this thing, all right? I mean, I see it when I close my eyes. I dream about it when I go to sleep. And it's not letting me wait, no matter what you guys say.” Michael was so furious.

The nerve of them!

Max had got it on with Liz! Why couldn’t Michael get some? He knew he was a strapping young boy with a big ass di-


Michael cursed Max Evans for being a cock-blocker and left without another word.

“He won't get far without a car.” Max sighed.


She spotted Michael coming her way and stopped him before he could get away, “Hey, wait. Uh, what's your favorite ice cream flavor? We have to do this completely queer history project for tomorrow.” She sighed, the last thing she wanted was to do a project with *gag* Michael Guerin! The perv!

“Sorry, I'm busy.” Michael barked angry.

Maria sneered at him, “Gosh you’re such an ass -Wait, will you just answer these questions, ok? Uh, um...who's your favorite relative?” She tried to make peace.

“Get lost, all right? I've gotta...”

“What? You've gotta what? What?” She snapped back, she was so SICK of his attitude!

“You driving somewhere?” He asked eyeing her Jetta.

Maria glanced at her mom’s car and back at Michael curious, “Yeah, to the lift-off gas station to drop off a box for my mom.” Why do you care? she so badly wanted to add.

“The one near the highway?” He asked.

“Yeah. So?” Maria scowled at the big blob before her.

“So, give me a ride and I'll answer your stupid questions.” He said walking off towards her car.

“Dick.” Maria muttered.

“I heard that.” He replied before shutting himself inside the car. Maria rolled her eyes, boy was this gonna be fun… NOT!


(At the CrashDown, Max and Kyle are at a booth while Isabel and Liz are at the counter)

“All right, number 4. What's your favorite TV show?” Kyle said looking down at the ridiculous sheet of paper in his hands.

“I don't watch much television. You?” Max answered sipping his cherry cola.

“America's Most Wanted. I watch it with my dad. All right, all right, let's get to the good ones. Ooh, uh...what's the best thing that's ever happened to you?” Kyle said slapping the paper down on the table.

“Getting adopted, I guess.” Max shuffled around in his seat, gosh Kyle really was an honorary ass.

“I'm gonna shed a tear.” Kyle sarcastically replied.

Max rolled his eyes and went on with the dumb questionnaire, “What's the best thing that ever happened to you?” He shot.

Kyle leaned back in the booth happily, “Winning the statewide junior rifle competition.”

“*cough*sniper*cough*” Max teased.

“Ha.Ha.Ha.” Kyle barked.

Round one, Max.


“Your favorite flavor is vanilla?” Isabel said unbelieving, who the hell liked vanilla ice cream? It was the plainest ever!

Liz was too distracted, stealing glances at Kyle and Max at one of the booths to understand that Isabel was mocking her.

“Why don't you just bring them some ketchup or something?” Isabel thrust a bottle of ketchup in her hands, geez this girl was SO annoying!

Liz took the ketchup and walked over to the boys at the table, “Just bringing you guys ketchup. So, how's it going?”

“Great.” Max said glaring at Kyle.

“Yeah, we're really getting to know each other.” Kyle answered enthusiastically.

“That's good.” Liz nodded, even though she knew it was a crock of shit.

“I'm glad you came over, too, 'cause I was hoping that we could skip on down to question number 8. Have you ever been in love? Hmm? How 'bout it, Evans?” Kyle eyes traveled from Max to Liz.

Max was so confused! He loved Liz with all his heart but, “Uh…No?” HA! Max wins this round!

“You ass!” Liz smacked him upside the head and stormed off.

“But bunny lump I got tongue tied!” He jumped up and ran after her. “I love you! YES! The answer is YES!” he swirled around at Kyle and bellowed, then he chased Liz again.


When Maria arrived at the gas station she was beyond the point of murder, she wanted to wipe out Michael Guerin from the face of the earth. He had a sarcastic thing to say about EVERY question!

“You can't just make up answers.” Maria growled parking her car.

“Who said I'm making 'em up?” He said skeptic.

“You do not watch "The View".” She snapped.

“Keeps me in touch with my feminine side.” He leaned back in his seat.

“I KNEW it! You queer-muff! know what? I will just make up the answers for you. Help me with the box.” Maria unclasp her belt and turn to the back seat where the box lay undisturbed.

“Bad back.” Michael smiled.

Maria glowered at him, “You fucking liar! You are the laziest bastard I’ve ever met!” She screamed.

“Are we gonna sit here and argue like this?” He asked.

“AAARRRRGH!” She shrieked and got out the car slamming it shut behind her.

“C.O.D. That's 126 bucks. And, is preferable.” Maria said to the man at the register of the station and glanced back at her car for a second, but when she did Michael was comfortably seated in the drivers side with the car engine running, “He's stealing my car…” Maria said unbelieving then she ran to passenger seat and jumped in, “You're stealing my car.” She said to him from inside.

“I'm borrowing your car. Now get out.” Michael responded just as spiteful.

“You're telling me to get out? This is my car. Actually, it's my mother's car, and if anything happens to it, life as I know it will be over. So, wherever it goes, I go.” She said strapping on her seatbelt.

“Fine. You had your chance.” Michael said zooming out of the gas station.

“Oh, my God. You're kidnapping me. No, wait, you're abducting me!” Maria screamed.


“Hello. Maria, is that you?” Liz answered when her cell phone rang.

Maria carefully had her cell phone propped up in her purse unseeing to Michael, “It feels kind of strange, you know? Being alone in a car with you.”

“In a car alone with who?” Liz asked worried.

“Not knowing where we're going, when we'll be back.” Maria rambled on.

“Do you always talk this much?” Michael grimaced at the road ahead of him, maybe he could just dump her off at the next exit, there was now ay he was going to meet chicks with this breezie in the way.

“Was that Michael?” Liz raised the question.

“Liz says I talk a lot when I’m nervous. Very nervous.” Maria looked at Michael with daggers.

“You're nervous about being in a car alone with Michael?” Liz said into the phone more confused than ever.

“So, how far will we be going? South on 285, huh?” Maria casually replied gawking out the window and reading the signs.

“South on 285?” Liz was baffled, what the hell was she talking about?!

“What are you...” He said looking at her, it was then he saw Maria's cell phone. “Great.” He said tossing Maria's phone out the window.

“You asshole! I just bought that pink cell cover! I hate you! You big ugly bafoon!” She shrieked pounding his shoulder.

“Quit it before I crash!” He shouted back, “Gosh you’re so uptight!”


“Maria? Maria, wha...” Liz heard the dial tone.

“What's going on?” Isabel asked concerned.

“That was Maria. She's with Michael in a car. I don't know, she sounded really weird.”

Panic overtook Isabel all at once, shit! He was gonna lose it before her too! That shit eater! NO way was she gonna be last! NO FREAKING WAY! She jumped up and ran over to Max.

“Isabel!” Liz chased after her.

“Come on, we have to go.” Isabel pulled her brother out of the booth.

“But things are going so well.” Kyle protested.

“Oh save your shit Valenti, we all know you’re hot for Liz and are pissed off that Max hit that before you.” Isabel snapped shutting him up instantly.

“What is it?” Max asked as they walked to the jeep, Liz not to far behind.

“He found a car.” Isabel answered sitting in the drivers seat fastening her belt, “Keys.” She held her hand out.

Max reluctantly handed her the keys. She started the car.

“What is going on here?” Liz ran up to Max.

“The less you know right now, the better.” Max said touching her cheek.

“Max, no! Not when Maria's involved.” She snapped angry.

“Maria?” Max's eyes bulged.

Isabel turned her head, “It would be her car with her in it. Going South on 285.”

“We better hurry. Hey, no. You can't come.” Max said to Liz when she jumped in the passenger seat.

“Trouble in paradise? So soon?” Kyle cracked walking past.

“Get in.” Max allowed her the front seat and he took the back.

Isabel tossed Liz a satisfied look.


“Marathon, Texas? That's like in another state.” Maria could have screamed, but she remained calm and mature.

“It's only 3 more hours.” Michael shrugged his shoulder, he was going to be a man in three hours!

“ are going to be arrested.” Maria stuttered, she really wanted to go home now.

“For driving to Texas?” He looked at her like she was crazy.

“Across a state line with a minor? In a stolen vehicle? There are laws, you know. And that cell phone you just tossed? Vandalism of personal property. God, I just...I knew you had criminal tendencies. You even drive erratically.” She lectured.

“What's exactly wrong with my driving?” He interrupted.

“I told you not to go over 80. The engine won't take it.” She scolded.

“Maybe it's just tired of hearing you talk.” He snapped, this chick could talk a person to DEATH!

“Oh, so what? What's in marathon? Contraband? Some woman? What?” She bet it was a girl, he was one horny bastard, he’d proven that at last weekends party when he lured her in his room and tried to get it on.

“You wouldn't understand. You don't understand anything about us.” He accelerated faster, she would never know what it was like to be a male senior in high school who was still a freaking virgin.

“Listen, I already know more than I want to, ok?” She crossed her arms defiant, she really didn’t care if he was a virgin all his life. That sappy lie he used to try and persuade her to have sex with him was PATHETIC! “A terminal illness?” She blurt, “I mean c’mon Michael you could have just said I was beautiful and you would have gotten a lot closer to getting any of this.”

“See, it's all about you, isn't it? This could be the most important day of my life and all you care about...” A police siren went off in back of them and Michael was pissed off, “Are you happy now? Go ahead, tell 'em I kidnapped you and I stole your car. I mean, what's one more arrest on my record, huh? Damn it!” He slammed his fists onto the wheel.

“What do you mean, this could be the most important day of your life?” She asked curious.

“Forget it.” He growled awaiting his sentence.

“You have 20 seconds to convince me.” She crossed her arms tighter.

“See this place? It's the first real connection I have to loosing my… To becoming a man. And it's in Marathon, Texas. If I don't get there, or if somebody else gets there first, the only chance I’ll ever have will be gone.”

Maria could have puked, but she thought better, “Will there be any hot guys?” She asked.

He glanced at her and for the first time was stumped, “Why?”

“Just answer the damn question.” She rolled her eyes.


“94. Where you going in such a hurry, son?” The officer said stepping up to the car.

“I've really gotta pee. See...I, I've...I have this like really weak bladder condition and I drank a big gulp at the last station, and it had caffeine, you know, so it makes me have to go even more. So he was just driving really fast so we could get to the next station so I could pee.” She babbled on and on.

“Could I see your license, please?” The officer said looking at Michael.

“Of course, officer.” He handed it over without question.

“There's a drive-thru about 3 miles up. Nice clean rest rooms. And watch your speed.”

“You owe me big.” Maria socked his side.


“Isabel?” Liz walked over to her and handed her a coffee.

“Yes?” She asked taking it.

“Can I ask you a question about… Um… Well beauty tips?” She thought bashful.

“Sure, but why would you ask me?”

“'re like the Elle McPherson of the sophomore class.” Liz smiled shy.

“Well, I guess that answers question number 12: Who do you envy?” Isabel said.

“What about you? Who do you envy?”

“No one.” She lied, I envy you, you little bitch. You lost your virginity before I did…

“Oh. Well I wanted to know… Is it true that if you eat a lot of fruit and yogurt that your skin will taste sweet?”

Max came out of the mini market just then and Isabel burst out laughing realizing what Liz was asking, “Oh Liz. You kill me!” She chuckled again.

Embarrassed beyond belief she went over to Max, “Got you that yogurt.” He winked at her.

“I dunno if that’s gonna work.” Liz frowned.

“Well I know a way it will.” He said kissing her lips.

Liz rose a skeptic brow.

He leaned in and whispered in her ear, “I can lick it off you.”

Her eyes went wide.


“Did you pull on the chokey thing?” Maria shrieked as the Jetta’s engine began to brake down.

“Yes, I did pull on the chokey thing.” Michael grumbled. Was this chick deaf?

The car sputtered and died.

“Hurry, just do something. Go!” Maria all but shoved him out the door of the car.

“Don't tempt me.” He growled stepping out of the over heated vehicle.

“Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes, do the Samantha-Jeannie alien thing. Come on.” Maria coaxed him.

“I can't.” He said looking at her, he was embarrassed to say that he knew nothing about how to fix this situation.

“Why not? Come on! If there's ever a time to have secret powers, now is the time.” She had stuck her head out the window and scolded.

“They're not secret powers. Guys just have ways with cars alright?” He could have just choked her! She was BEYOND annoying!

“I don't care what you call 'em! Just use them and get us out of here!” Gosh! Maria swore that when she got home she would promise herself to learn more about cars! Just please get her home and away from Michael Guerin!

“I'm not that good at it, all right?! I flunked auto shop.” He admitted.

“Figures! Hah!” Maria slammed her palms down on the dashboard and slumped in her seat.

“Your car sucks!” He shouted and walked in a complete circle around the car.

“And so do you.” Maria mumbled.

“I HEARD THAT!” He barked, Michael tried to fix the car but winded up blowing up the engine. “Now that I'm humiliated, and the battery's fried, I'm gonna take the back seat.” He snapped at her and jumped in back. He knew he didn’t have to prove himself to this… this… Deluca girl but sheesh. What a way to burn his ego.

Maria was beyond confused, “Wait a minute. Ok. You kidnap me, and you blow up my car, and you expect me to spend the night in here with you?”

“Not exactly my fantasy evening either.” He said aloud, man. He could have been getting it on with two chick at once! Marathon held HELLA chicks willing to give it up! He leaned against the box in the backseat.

“Don't touch that. It is sensitive!” Maria shrieked.

“Can you shut up?” he shouted back.

Too late. A green alien inflated in one of the boxes.

“Well, that's nice.” He said gawking at it.

“What? What? My mother makes them. What? Where you going? Where are you going?!” Maria cried out when he got out of the car.

“See that motel over there? I want to get some sleep.” He pointed.

“No, Michael. Wait!” Maria jumped out and followed.


(Back in Max's jeep)

Liz was in the passenger seat and Max was now driving, she was terribly aware that every now and again Isabel would start a fit of giggles and pat Liz on the shoulder. Liz rolled her eyes annoyed after the sixth time.

“Will you knock it off Iz? Gosh!” Liz grimaced.

This erupted Isabel all over again.

“Your sister sucks.” Liz griped to Max and slumped down lower into her seat.

“I know she does.” He smiled into the rearview mirror, “So how is Alex by the way?” Max grinned knowingly.

Isabel’s smile swiped off her face in an instant, “SHUT UP!” She pounded the back of his seat several times.

He looked at Liz and winked. She allowed a small satisfied grin to spread across her cheeks.


“It's like the porno version of Aladdin.” Maria cried out when she caught sight of inside the room they would be staying in.

“At least it's warm.” Michael said stepping in further.

“I don't even want to think about what I could catch in here.” She shook her head.

“You know, if you stop being such a princess about things—“

“Princess? No, no. I think I've been a pretty good sport up until now, but I'm cold, and I'm hungry, and I'm in some nookie motel with a guy I--I barely even know, and I...and I just--I really want to go home right now.” Maria blew up.

“Why don't you stay here? I saw some vending machines outside. I'll go see what they have. Lock the door.” He said and left, returning with two cans of soda and several chocolate bars.

“So, do you get hungry just like the rest of us?” Maria asked him, referring to his barbaric nature.

“Yeah. Of course I get hungry.” He scoffed, what the hell kind of question was that?

“What, uh...what other human urges do you feel?” She asked eyeing him curious.

He stared at her a while before answering, “Not if you're the last woman on Earth.”

“Ditto. And so you'll know, I am not gonna be getting an "F" on this assignment, better start answering some questions. Right now, pal-ly, and I mean for real. So, favorite ice cream flavor?” She sat at the end of the bed while Michael took the chair adjoining to her.


“Pistachio...favorite TV show?”

“Win Ben Stein's Money.”

“Favorite position.”

Michael choked on his soda, “WHAT?!”

Giggling Maria went on, “Ok, favorite book?”

“James Joyce...Ulysses.” he answered knowing she wouldn’t believe him.

“You have not read Ulysses.” She shook her head not believing him.

What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones who pass it all off as a jest, pretending to understand everything and in reality not knowing their own minds. Page 655...told you, you wouldn't understand. Next question.”

“All right, if you're so smart, then how come you fail every class in school?” She challenged.

“What number is that?” He said trying to peak at her paper.

She snatched it away, “It's my own personal question, ok?” She said fiery.

“I don't answer personal questions, ok?”

“All right, fine. Then maybe it's the answer to number 16. What are you afraid of?”

“I hate this. This is stupid.” He shook his head and stood up.

“All right, how about just one personal question? You know, since I didn't turn you in back there. Are you a Virgin?” Maria grinned evil.

He looked at her like a deer caught in headlight, “I-I uh-uh-uh-uh-uh…”

She looked back at him innocently, “It’s okay… It’ll be our little secret.” She winked, “Yeah. Well, I'm getting kind of tired.”

“I don't suppose we could share?” He asked motioning to the bed.

Not if you were the last barbarian on Earth. Was what she was prepared to say, but what came out instead was: “Sure.”

He looked at her weird. She hadn’t said that. No way. He was hearing things. Yep that’s it. He was going deaf!

“Umm… Pardon me but I think I misheard you.” He said.

“You didn’t.” She replied getting under the covers. She had removed her jean jacket and was now squiggling underneath the sheets.

“What are you doing?” He asked curious.

“This.” She grunted and threw out her jeans.

Michael gasp.

Beneath those covers was a half naked girl. Maria! No less!

“Ummm…” He said ripping his clothes off and getting in beside her. “I like to sleep in my boxers.” He said when she gawked at him menacingly.

“Yea. Right.” She scoffed.

Thirty minutes later after tremendous tossing and turning Maria said,” So are you gonna kiss me or what?”

“Yes ma’am!” He jumped on top of her.

The kisses intensified from there on and Maria gasp out in surprise when she felt his finger slide inside her. Whoa! Things were getting intense! Did hadn’t even realized that she was bare. Oh god! He was too! His swelling lower half rubbed against Maria’s throbbing half causing a yelp to escape her throat. It felt so good, so wonderfully good. His erection continued to slowly massage against her thighs.

“Michael… Michael stop…” She breathed through kisses. It was bad. Bad! Bad! Bad! Stop kissing him them Deluca! She silently scolded herself.

But he didn’t listen, he was SICK of being a virgin. And Maria was HOT! She was more than hot! She was on FIRE BABY! He nuzzled her neck and whispered, “You REALLY want me to stop?” He said sliding his two fingers out of her resistant.

She whimpered, “I dunno… I mean… I want to… REALLY, REALLY want to…” She muttered between wet kisses.

“But…” He finished her sentence, licking her earlobe.

“Oh gawd… Don’t do that…” She cried out, wetness formed again between her thighs.

He chuckled, “But from the looks of it… You WANT me to keep going.” He nibbled her bottom lip.

“Wait.” She shoved him off her. Feeling vulnerable as ever, she covered her bare chest with the sheet, “How do I know that you’re not USING me. I mean we all know you, Max and Isabel want to lose your virginity. I’m not a toy.” Maria snapped.

Michael blushed, “I’m sorry about before. When I lied and said I had a terminal illness and I wanted to have sex before I died. But… You’re so beautiful. And I didn’t know how to tell you how I REALLY felt, I love you Maria.” He took her hand and kissed it.

“You’re the worst fucking liar I know.” She laughed.

His head shot up, “I thought that was quite convincing!” he shot back offended.

“Errrr! I don’t care! I want you so bad! Fuck the bullshit and fuck me!” She grasp his shoulders and pulled him back on top of her.

“Oh my god I think I really DO love you!” He shouted.

Kissing was far overrated from what Maria and Michael were used too. They both were ready. More than ready they were acting on their impulses! After digging through his jeans he ripped open one of his many condoms and eased himself in side Maria gently.

“Okay?” He asked as me moved in more and more.

She nod her head, god he was bigger than she expected. Her walls tightened and she grit her teeth at the intensity she felt all at once. This was the most exhilaratingly painful feeling in the world. Liz hadn’t explained it to be like this. Maria moaned.

“You okay?” Michael panicked and quickly pulled out.

She nod again, god this felt so good and hurt so bad. It was so ironic! He slid back in. She groaned, it felt better this time. It felt REALLY good this time. She tingled all over. She grinned and looked up into his eyes above her.

Concern was written all over his face. Yep. She was a goner.

“I love you.” She said.

He grin, “Ditto.” He winked and then started a slow pace, his manhood sliding in and out slow, slow, fast… Faster.

“Bastard.” He grumbled when he didn’t say it back.

Her hips buckled upward when she came close to exploding. He firmly gripped her bottom and began pushing in harder. She wrapped her legs tight around his hips and her arms around his collar, he dug his face in her neck and sucked the pale white skin. She tasted like candy. Cotton candy…

Was this for real? Was this what he’d been waiting for all along? HELL YEA! He loved it! His hips moved quicker, pushing inside her rapidly until he finally felt his insides burst inside her. She cried out loud and dug her nails in his back. He loved every second of it.

Maria wasn’t sure who came first, all she knew was that, that was the best fucking fuck she’s ever had. Well… It was the ONLY one she ever had. Uh.. Okay. All said. She loved it. her core was sore from the excitement but she didn’t mind. She cuddled up in Michael’s arms and sighed happy.

He kissed the top of her head and said, “I love you Maria Deluca.”

She smiled before falling asleep.


Liz rolled her eyes for the thousandth time, “Where could they BE? I want to go home!” Liz complained.

“Yea, me to. I wanna uh.. Study.” Max winked ay Liz. She grin.

“Whoa!” Isabel spotted Maria's car on the side of the road next to a motel.

“Whoa wha-WHOA!” Liz screamed.

Max turned to their direction, “What’s going on- WHOA!”

Liz, Isabel, and Max are outside Maria and Michael's room at the motel.

“We'll just knock.” Liz says.

“Go right ahead.” Isabel smirked.

Max tried the knob. It was unlocked. That dumbass. Max thought.

“Aah!” Maria screamed when they walked in.

“Maria?” Liz asked unbelieving.

“What are you guys doing here?” She covered herself with the sheets.

“Um...well, we thought you were in trouble, but...yeah...I guess we're wrong.” Liz laughed grabbing onto Max's sleave.

“No no. You don't think--I mean, that is, like so unreal! I mean...come on, would you tell them?” Maria looked at Michael.

“Come on, honey, we don't have to lie.” He winked.

“I believe you. The day Michael calls anybody honey, it's all over.” Isabel laughed, “NOT! Michael you ass! You had us scared to death and your whole plan worked out anyway!” Isabel moved over and smacked him.

“So I guess you're here to be supportive, as usual?” He said putting his shirt back on. And handing Maria her clothes.

“No. I'm here to clean up your mess as usual. Michael, what were you thinking?” Max scolded.

“I was thinking I can't wait around for the 2 of you anymore. You like Roswell, and you like your make-believe life. That's great, Maxwell. Keep pretending. But don't think it's gonna last.” Hw growled dressing.

“Hello! Naked girl in this bed! Everyone out!” Maria shrieked.

Michael ignored her, “Because one of these days, they were gonna find out about us, and when they do, everybody in this room...”

Kyle walked into the room.

“Kyle!” Liz shouted surprised.

“Everyone in this room is what?” He asked.

“Get out.” Michael snapped.

“Michael, don't.” Max stepped up. “Kyle-“

“You guys were gonna have one big fat orgy and I wasn’t invited!” Kyle shouted angry.

Everyone looked at him questionably.


Maria V/O: Not so glamorous but I like spontaneous actions. I’m not sorry about what happen. I may have been a little disappointed when we were barged in on but… Whatever. I’m just having fun while things are hot.

A small female hand pressed against the door glass and loud racket was heard inside. “Oh Michael!” Maria’s voice cried out.

He sucked the skin under chin, giving her yet another red hickey. She was his. And he wanted everybody to know it…

a/n: Was that acceptable???

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posted on 21-Nov-2002 11:30:35 AM
*sigh* I hate bumping my own fic! lol

I_LOVE_NICK your the best bumper a girl could have! lol Thankies everone else who has taken the time time to review!

posted on 24-Nov-2002 2:18:26 AM
no I'm not sick of you I love you! lol
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