posted on 14-Sep-2002 5:46:03 AM
Yes my dear readers I have started a new story, actually I'm not sure if you even could call this a story.. lol Cuz All I'm doing is posting something that I have had forever!!! I have much more but I'm not posting unless I get a good reaction from this part....

Liz Parker (MEvansGurl): CAC Pinafore
Isabel Evans (BloNDeGoDDeSS): Lucida Handwriting
Max Evans (ANtaRiaNKeGKinG): CAC Leslie
Michael Guerin (SpaceBoY02): Mistral
Alex Whitman (DaWhitMAN): CAC Futura Casual
Tess Harding (YoungVixenXOXO): Lucida Handwriting
Maria Deluca (PixieGurl285): Fiolex Girls
Kyle Valenti (BuddhaBoy): CAC Futura Casual

Above is a list of aol screen names and what font I used for each person when they write their letters, kinda like defining their handwriting, but the thing is that I can't post the fonts on here, and if I could I dunno know how. So yea, if you're ever bored and you wanna know how I thought that maybe the Roswell cast's handwriting would look like (based on my word-fonts) then by all means go see! lol *wink*

Title: All In The Writing...
Catagory: CC
Summary: Typical notes and chatroom conversations between our beloved roswellians...
Disclaimer: You now I own nothing... *sniff, sniff* You don't have to rub it in! -But as I ALWAYS say... "I own nothing but Jason Behrs love!" hehehehe


Maria,
Okay so I’m sitting here in Advanced Molecular Biology and Max is totally staring at me again! TEFLON don’t worry Ria I totally remember our discussion. We are NOT talking to our boyfriends today until they apologize for what they did yesterday! Okay well I have to go because we’re about to set up labs.
Luv Always,
Liz “Evans” Parker (I wish!)
W/B!!!!


Liz,
Okay chica this is what you are going to do. You are going to look at that Alien Hybrid in the eyes and you are going to say “Max. I’m not going to give you any nookie until you apologize for what you did yesterday!” How’s that? -Gotta jet! TTYL!
Muchos Besitos!
Maria “Guerin” Deluca (I wish too!)
W/B!!!!!


Isabel,
Okay so Kyle asked me out for Friday night and I said yes, of course. But then I saw him talking to Pam Troy and they looked pretty “close” so I am so tripping out Iz! Help me! Why is this bothering me so much? I swore to myself that I would never trip over a guy but lately I have been finding myself thinking about Kyle all the time and I can’t even believe that I used to like your brother Max because he is so uptight and snobbish! (No offense) but seriously! Kyle is just the picture of perfection on what I want in a boyfriend. Max is just… Annoying!
Luv ya lots!
Tess
W/B!!!


My blonde friend Tess,
Okay so tell me something I don’t know! My brother is so weird you know what he did this morning? He sang a song about Liz Parker in shower! Absolutely NO JOKE! He was singing and humming and even DANCING around in there because I heard him bouncing around the tub! Geez that boy has got it bad and he is so stupid that he doesn’t even know that Liz is mad at him for what he did yesterday! Which brings me to the never ending bickering that Michael has with Maria that I have to sit up ALL night and discuss with Michael about “feminine emotions” I swear that boy is one Pepsi short of a six pack! Well I g2g W/b!
Isabel


Deluca,
OMG! I can’t believe you wrote that in your note to me! You said… I can’t even write it! You are so nasty Maria! You said N**kie! I can’t believe you! What has gotten into you anyways? Besides, now that I think about it… It’s not that big of a deal anymore because Max has no idea what he did and how could he? He’s just so cute Maria I don’t know just how much longer I can actually hold out! I miss his sweet sensual kisses and the way he runs his fingers through my hair and the way he smiles at me when he’s trying to be funny (which half the time he is!) And I miss the way he whispers he loves me in my ear and I miss they way he –oops! The bell rang like 45 seconds ago and here I am still writing! Oh well I’ll get back to this list when you write me back!
Luv Always,
Liz


Liz,
Listen to yourself chica! You have totally lost it! Are you telling me that you are Czech obsessed? Seriously chica I didn’t even read all the crap you wrote because I crumbled it up and discarded it immediately! You need help Liz. Seek it right away and don’t look back. So now you wanna back out of the Teflon group huh? Well let me tell you, you can’t because as my best friend you are not allowed to do that because you must stick by me at all times even when I am wrong. (Not that I am ever wrong though.)Okay so just take a couple deep breaths sniff some cedar oil and say “I don’t need a Y chromosome in my life to maintain happiness...” Okay? Sound good? GOOD!
Luv ya like a sista!
‘Ria
W/B!!!!


Maxwell AkA Mr. Antarian King,
Okay so I was walking to my third period today when I saw Maria walking past so I grabbed her for our annual “eraser room fun time” and she totally blew me off! I mean what the hell was that? She never acts like that when it comes to sucking face. Is Liz acting weird too? I swear that Deluca girl is always finding reasons for me to have to kiss her little ass (not that her ass is small, its actually just right –that’s not me saying that you can look either!) But anyways, yea she’s actin’ weird and it’s effecting me big time. So write me back for some advice.
Michael G.


Michael AkA My right-hand man,
Don’t worry I’m sure that Maria is just having one of her moods where she thinks that all you want is her hot bod. (Not that I’m looking, and not that I wouldn’t look) Liz isn’t acting strange but come to think of it when I took her to school this morning she didn’t stay behind for our “Morning make out session” instead she ran off with Iz and left me behind. At the time I thought it was because she had to use the restroom or something because the whole ride to school she was all tensed up like she was dying for a release… But I dunno, the bell is going to ring and I’ve got to go. Talk to you in a bit.
Max


Ms. Isabel freaking Evans,
How could you tell Pam that! I can’t believe you would deliberately go behind my back like that and say what you said! (By the way, thanks for doing it!) Kyle says that he never EVER had any kind of feeling towards Pam in anyway and she was always just coming up to him and starting conversations and touching his jacket and smoothing his shirts –the tramp, but now that everything is out in the open and you totally told Pam to back off Kyle and now he wants to date exclusively and he asked me out! I am now Tess “Valenti” Harding! Oops! Got to go because my teacher just yelled at me to stop playing around and take my test!
Love you!
Tess

T.H. + K.V. = LUV


Tess,
You’re welcome, it was the least I could do considering the fact that you whined about it alllll through second period and kept it up all the way until lunchtime! Okay so now that your problem is solved lets solve mine. Alex wants me to go with him and his family this weekend to Santa Fe for his family reunion and he says that he REALLY wants me to meet the rest of the Whitman’s! I am so nervous I could just die!
WRITE BACK ASAP!
Iz


My Blonde Goddess named Isabel,
How are you my love? I am doing good, considering the fact that I just probably flunked my English AP test on the difference between Huck Finn and a modern day kid. I mean what kind of Essay question is that anyways? Huck is a FICTIONAL character! So are you up for this weekend? It’s going to be so fun! I can’t wait for you to meet the parents! LOL Get it? “Meet The Parents?” like the movie with Ben Stiller? Only you already know my parents and you’re meeting the cousins and second cousins and third cousins and aunts and uncles! This is the first year that Liz and Maria aren’t coming L I didn’t even think about that. Oh well you are much better to make out with anyways behind the bushes when everyone is barbequing! (Just kidding!) Talk to you later.
Love,
Alex “Sugar daddy” WhitMAN!


Alex,
About this weekend… uh… What time should I be ready for you to pick me up? Well I g2g talk to you later!
Luv,
Iz


Liz “Max obsessed” Parker,
Why haven’t you written me back? That is so jacked! You are like supposed to be my best friend! Well, whatever. So anyways howz the Max free life going for ya? Huh Liz? Oh my gosh I can see you right now from my classroom window! You are walking down the hall towards the eraser room. I see you, hey! I see Max too! Now you’re smiling! You little hypocrite! I see you two rushing to get into the easer room! I SEE YOU Liz PARKER!
From a Pissed off friend! (Although that is now in question!)
Maria Teflon Deluca!


Iza-bell!!!
Hey hey girlfriend! Gosh this day has been so long huh? Good thing next period is our last class of the day! I can’t WAIT for tonight! Me and Kyle, Kyle and me! Tess and Kyle, hey where’s Kyle and Tess? Do you know where Tess is? Oh she’s with Kyle. So have you seen Kyle around? Oh you should check with Tess, he’s sure to be not to far behind! SO CUTE!
Luv ya lots!
Tess
W/B!!!


Maxwell,
You call that advice? My dog could give me better advice than that! Besides I saw you and Liz hit the eraser room not to long ago.
MG
P.S. Are you taking notes in this class?

Michael
I don’t know what you’re talking about and besides you DON’T HAVE A DOG!
ME
P.S. No I am not taking notes because I’m the TA of this class.

Max
But I COULD have a dog, and he’d be a better friend than YOU!
MG

Mike
Shut up.

Max
You!

Mike
YOU!

Max
Don’t EVER in your whole alien-hybrid life EVER again refer to me as Mike!
MG

MG
I can refer to you however I like, I’m the king -ha!
“King”

“King”
You can kiss my A** alright? I’ll show YOU to the royal throne! –My bathroom after two weeks without Maria cleaning it up!
MG

Michael,
Listen man, I’m sorry about not giving you friendlier advice before. Why don’t you just walk up to her and say sorry. When she asks what for (and you know she will) say because you feel that the tension between you two is so great that you miss her and you feel sorry for whatever it is that you must have done to put you two in that situation. After that she’ll be putty in your hands.
Max

Max,
You are such a fag. What did I tell you about reading Isabel’s girlie magazines?
MG

My Dim-witted friend,
You know what Michael? I pity poor Maria for ever liking a fat head like you! Oh and by the way, your place as my second in command is on a VERY thin line… Think about it.
Max

Max
Screw you. No wonder Liz keeps leaving you.

Michael,
Maria leaves you more than Liz leaves me.

Max
Whatever

Michael,
Fine.

Max,
FINE!
MG

Tess,
So you and Kyle are now one person instead of two? I seriously think that you could just be yourself but whatever. So now that I am finally in my last class and ready to go! I’m going to ask you to go online tonight so we can discuss the Alex thing okay?
Iz


Maria,
Don’t be mad!!!! Meet me online tonight so we can talk about this okay?
Luv your BEST FRIEND,
Liz






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a/n: How was that? Shall I continue????

~Elena

LET ME KNOW! REVIEW!!!


[ edited 6 time(s), last at 14-Oct-2002 3:16:25 PM ]
posted on 14-Sep-2002 7:17:49 PM
lol okay I'll post the next part soon! *wink*
posted on 15-Sep-2002 3:51:18 AM
Thanks you guys for the lovely feedback!!!!


Part 2
AOL Time!

Later on that night…

PixieGurl285: What.

MEvansGurl: Are you still mad?

PixieGurl285: What do you think Parker?

MEvansGurl: Uh… Yea?

PixieGurl285: Look, whatever. You’re weak, I can’t help you out there so lets just forget it alright?

MEvansGurl: I am not weak!

PixieGurl285: Yes you are but chill, its okay. I guess if I had a good guy like that I’d be the same way…

MEvansGurl: Its just that all Max did yesterday was automatically assume that I wanted the cheese Enchiladas (which I did want) and

MEvansGurl: I guess I got a bit angry because he was taking charge but then again I wasn’t that angry Ria you said that what he did was sexist so I just went along with you

PixieGurl285: Well Excuse me!

MEvansGurl: Uh Oh…

PixieGurl285: What?

MEvansGurl: You’ll see!

((AntaRiaNKeGKinG has entered the room))

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Hey Liz!

MEvansGurl: Hey Max

PixieGurl285: Oh god

MEvansGurl: Maria!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Hey Maria!

PixieGurl285: Hey

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Michaels been talking about you nonstop today!

PixieGurl285: REALLY!?

PixieGurl285: I mean… oh really?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: YUP!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Here he comes shhhh!!!

((SpaceBoY02 has entered the room))

SpaceBoy02: Maria we need a private chat

PixieGurl285: NO

SpaceBoY02: Maria I don’t have time for your games!

PixieGurl285: Shut up! Whatever it is that you have to say can be said in front of my friends!

SpaceBoY02: FINE!

PixieGurl285: FINE!

((SpaceBoY02 has exited the room))

PixieGurl285: he is SUCH a baby I swear!

PixieGurl285: I’ll call you later Liz

MEvansGurl: K bye Maria!

((PixieGurl285 has exited the room))

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Still there Liz?

MEvansGurl: Yea

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: So how come you and Maria were so weird today?

MEvansGurl: Because…

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Because?????

MEvansGurl: It’s too long of a story Max, another time maybe I’ll let you know. lol

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Oh. Okay then.. So…..

MEvansGurl: So??? ……

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: That was pretty hot in that there eraser room…

MEvansGurl: lol Max! You didn’t tell anyone did you?!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Why my darling, my future wife, my soul mate, the apple of my eye

MEvansGurl: MAX!?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Liz?

MEvansGurl: Don’t get smart with me Mr. Evans!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: LMAO You’re so cute when you’re mad

MEvansGurl: Max…

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: I didn’t tell anyone Lizzie, why would I?

MEvansGurl: I know… It’s just. I dunno, we’ve been getting kinda careless lately…

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Man.

MEvansGurl: What?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Iz wants to go online now.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Hello Liz, can you please sign off and talk to my brother on the regular phone? I must IM Tess to talk about something important.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: That was Isabel!

MEvansGurl: I think I figured that out Max.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Oh.

MEvansGurl: Okay I’ll call you in a bit.

((MEvansGurl has signed off))

((AntaRiaNKeGKinG has signed off))

Next chat…

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Tess?

YoungVixenXOXO: Yes?

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Remember we were gonna chat?

YoungVixenXOXO: Oh! Yea! Okay so what’s up?

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Alex is up. Man Tess I feel so nervous about this weekend! What if his family doesn’t like me? What if they think that he can do better?

YoungVixenXOXO: Don’t even worry Iz! They are gonna LOVE you! <3 <3 <3

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Gee thanks for the advice Tess! I’m still nervous!

YoungVixenXOXO: I’m sorry! What do you want me to say?

BloNDeGoDDeSS: I don’t know! Gosh Tess this is all just so horrible! What if they wish that Liz and Maria went instead of me?!

YoungVixenXOXO: Oh Iz, will you listen to yourself?

BloNDeGoDDeSS: I know. I’m sorry. I just want Alex’s family to like me. I love him so much, I’d die if they didn’t except me!

YoungVixenXOXO: I got it!

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Got what?

YoungVixenXOXO: I have a plan, you’re just gonna have to trust me.

BloNDeGoDDeSS: I’m scared.

YoungVixenXOXO: Don’t be. I’ll brb.

BloNDeGoDDeSS: Tess!

((YoungVixenXOXO has exited the room))

New Chat…

YoungVixenXOXO: Hey Buddha boy you got a minute?

BuddhaBoy: For you, I’ve got as long as you like. *happy*

YoungVixenXOXO: You’re so SWEET!

BuddhaBoy: Stop it, you’re making me blush.

YoungVixenXOXO: Okay, Iz is totally tripping out because she thinks when she goes w/ Alex this weekend to his family reunion that they are gonna

YoungVixenXOXO: hate her. Will you see what Alex thinks?

BuddhaBoy: Sure, brb.

YoungVixenXOXO: Thanks! I’m gonna go calm Izzy down. IM me when you’ve talked to Alex. >muah!<

BuddahBoy: I’m never washing my screen again…

YoungVixenXOXO: *happy*

((BuddhaBoy has exited the room))

((YoungVixenXOXO has exited the room))

New Chat…

BuddhaBoy: aw man you have no idea how glad I am that you’re online!

DaWhitMAN: Really? Me?

BuddhaBoy: Yes you.

DaWhitMAN: Well hurry up cuz Isabel’s online and I wanna IM her.

BuddhaBoy: That’s what I wanna talk to you about.

DaWhitMAN: What?

BuddhaBoy: Isabel’s worried that your folks aren’t gonna like her.

DaWhitMAN: What? They LOVE her!

BuddhaBoy: She don’t know that.

DaWhitMAN: Really?

BuddhaBoy: Would I be telling you this if I wasn’t serious.

DaWhitMAN: Well what should I do?

BuddhaBoy: I dunno. Tess just told me to talk to you about it. Ya know? See what you think.

DaWhitMAN: I think this stinks.

BuddhaBoy: Well c’mon buddy it aint THAT bad!

DaWhitMAN: No I mean my room, man what is that stench?

BuddhaBoy: Dude did you do your wash? That’s always the reason my room be smelling funky. Or because I left food plates under the bed.

DaWhitMAN: Well whatever the reason it’s gone now. I sprayed some like flowery crap and now my bachelor pad smells like a girls 6th grade slumber party!

BuddhaBoy: lol

DaWhitMAN: Okay so I’ll just let Isabel know that everything’s cool…

DaWhitMAN: Tomorrow! lol I think I’ll her sweat it out a while if you know what I mean!

BuddhaBoy: Oh yea! Alright well I’ll just tell Tess that you weren’t online aliright?

DaWhitMAN: Coo.

BuddhaBoy: Peace

DaWhitMAN: Out.

((DaWhitMAN has exited the room))

((BuddhaBoy has exited the room))

Next chat…

PixieGurl285: Okay what is it?

SpaceBoY02: What’s up your ass?

PixieGurl285: EXCUSE ME?!

SpaceBoY02: You heard me Maria. You’ve been acting shady all day.

PixieGurl285: Shady?

SpaceBoY02: Can we just get back to the conversation at hand here please?

PixieGurl285: NO.

SpaceBoY02: Maria!

PixieGurl285: Michael!

SpaceBoY02: What did I do THIS time?

PixieGurl285: What DIDN’T you do? Arrrgh! You disgust me sometimes!

SpaceBoY02: Then why are you still with me? This is me Maria. This is who I am, and if you don’t like it than TOO BAD!

PixieGurl285: I don’t know!!!!!!!!

SpaceBoY02: You sure have no problems when we’re getting it on!

PixieGurl285: Ugh! You PIG!

SpaceBoY02: Well oink, oink baby!

PixieGurl285: I HATE YOU!

SpaceBoY02: DITTO!

PixieGurl285: Argh!

SpaceBoY02: Use proper spelling Ms. 285!

PixieGurl285: Oh shut up!

SpaceBoY02: Hey…

PixieGurl285: What.

SpaceBoY02: Is any of this uh… turning you on?

PixieGurl285: Tremendously.

SpaceBoY02: You alone?

PixieGurl285: Yea.

SpaceBoY02: I’ll be there in 10.

PixieGurl285: Make it five

SpaceBoY02: Yes ma’am!

((SpaceBoY02has exited the room))

((PixieGurl285has exited the room))



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a/n: How was that?
posted on 15-Sep-2002 10:47:56 PM
Okay... Uh... This is NOT a bump... But, uh...

BUMP! lol

~Elena
posted on 16-Sep-2002 2:49:35 PM
IBMOFA
posted on 17-Sep-2002 1:05:48 AM
quote:
LixMix5 originally wrote:
I didn't like the 'fag' remark but the rest was good.


I'm soooooo sorry! *cries* I'm soooooo sorry! It's just that I knew Michael would act like an ass and that came out! *hides in corner* Forgive me? I have NOTHING against homosexual people! One of my BEST guy friends is gay, his name is Trey and he has a red Eclipse! I'm NOT lying! He's my boo!

~Elena

Okay the next part will be out shortly!
posted on 18-Sep-2002 1:58:55 AM
Thanks everyone for the feedback! Plz feel free to leave more!!!

Part 3
The Next Day…

Maria,
Guess what???? Oh never mind you’ll never get it anyways, But Tess and Kyle go out! I am so relieved that I don’t have to worry about her anymore… Not that I did. Yea so anyways I was on my way to the school’s library to check out some books for my Molecular Bio class when OMG! I saw them making out at Kyle’s locker! Ewwww remember when I used to be in her place? Hahahahahahaha So how are things between you and Michael? Better?
~Liz Parker-Evans!

Liz,
OoooWeeee Gurl there were some MAJOR sparks flyin between me and Michael last night! Oh my god there was some serious hot love making goin on in my room! (I know your cringing right now Parker!) You are so childish I swear! And you call yourself my best friend! Honestly woman! Okay so anyways he never actually apologized for what he did (let alone know what he did) but still it’s the thought that counts! I bet you and Max “studied” together last night in your room. Uh what was it you said last time? ...French was it? So what grade does Max get huh? I’d give Michael an A no an A+++ Cuz damn that boy is a good kisser!

Toddles! Mucho besitos!
Maria Deluca-Guerin!

PS. Whats worse...
Smelling dirty socks OR Smelling dirty underwear! lol!



Michael
So, how’d things go last night? She kick your ass?
Max

Maxwell,
More like smacked that ass! Haha! J/k no but seriously man we’re all good. We made up in her bed… Get it?
MG

Michael
Wow, just like that? When Liz is pissed at me I have to kiss her ass and buy her stuff for like… Weeks! You lucky dog you…
Max

Max “The Virgin”
It’s okay man; you can be open with me. I’m totally cool with you and Liz maintaining your abstinence… Hahahahaha I’m laughing right now.
MG

Michael
I know you’re laughing I’m sitting right next to you dumbass.

Max
Oh. Yea.

Michael
Besides what me and Liz have is much more than passion, we see into each others souls…

Max
Again scolding you on reading Isabel’s gurlie magazines Queen Max.

Michael
I don’t think this note passing is going to resume anymore you have officially pissed me off now.
Bye.
Max

Max
Oh shut up Mr. Antarian Keg King! How stupid is that? ONE night in the town and you swear your all FRAT BOY now!

Mike
Stop writing me I said. I have nothing to say to you anymore. I’m making Alex my second in command you are relieved of your status as of now.

Max
OH PUH-LEASE! Don’t make me split my side laughing! OH that is good stuff, oh gosh… Man you kill me Maxwell! Oh and by the way didn’t I tell you to NOT call me Mike, EVER?

Max
Are you REALLY actually going to not write me back?

Max
FINE!



Iza-bell!!!
Hey hey girlfriend! How’s your day so far? Talk to Alex yet? As for me I’m doin SO good! I’m feelin’ so good! I knew that I would! Cuz nothing in this world gonna bring me down! lol Jennifer Lopez is stuck in my head. Sorry! Oh gotta go write back soon!
Tess

Tess,
I wish I could share your enthusiasm! But I’m still TOO nervous about Alex! Why???
~Iz

Izzy-Belle
Cheer up Isabeeel *singing Charlie and the chocolate factory song* hehe feel better?
Luv,
Tess

Tess,
NO. Now I’m just annoyed.
-Iz


Maria,
Ewwwwwwwwww! Dirty underwear is the ULTIMATE disgusting thing!!! Ew gross Maria! Where do you come up with this stuff? Yea so uh.. Yes me and Max actually did study for the “French” exam that’s coming up… (wink, wink, nudge, nudge…) Hehe, yea so uh… Man I really can’t wait until this class is over so we can go home! I have to work until 7 tonight and the Max is gonna come over and we’re actually really going to STUDY. I swear sometimes it is so hard to keep my hands to myself when I’m around Max! But I can do it, because I am TEFLON!
~Liz Evans
p.s. Which would you choose?
Waking up next to THE BEAST (aKa: Tess) –or
Waking up next to Sheriff Valenti! >You HAVE to pick one!<

Liz Parker:
You are so sick! Would NEVER go there but you just did! Oh I am SO gonna get you for this! Okay but since we ALWAYS have to choose… I would say I’d have to wake up next to THE BEAST bcuz my moms boyfriend is untresspassable property and plus.. EWWW! Yea I had a feeling you and Max were dabbling in that “French” book last night. Well me and my sweet spaceboy were working on the art of LOVE! Hehehe I feel so giggly right now! Slap me Liz! Ahhh!!! *slaps self* its okay, my moment of madness is now over… Thank you. Yea I must remind you that you are no longer a member of the I am TEFLON society because you blew it by walking in that eraser room yesterday. Also here is your choices: Max leaving you for Tess… -OR! Ava! Ha! Either way you lose Max neh, neh, ne, na na! Hey, remember when I laughed that high pitched giggle when we all went to Vegas? Well… I just did that right now and Mr. Burchen looked at me like I was crazy! Oyi! Gotta go he’s coming this way!
~Maria…


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a/n: How was that?


[ edited 1 time(s), last at 20-Sep-2002 7:31:23 PM ]
posted on 18-Sep-2002 11:38:42 AM
I updated! ...incase you guys didnt know...
posted on 19-Sep-2002 1:23:33 AM
Special thanks to:
Pixie
StardustDreamer
WhosYrDaddy


~Elena

Luv ya!
posted on 19-Sep-2002 11:06:33 AM
yeay! Next part is coming up shortly!
posted on 19-Sep-2002 11:06:55 PM
I have the new part! I'm posting tonight! I just have to edit an correct spelling and stuff!

~Elena
posted on 19-Sep-2002 11:39:17 PM
New part like uh.. 4? (lol) yea!


Fight!?
Part 4

Maria,
Today I was perfectly minding my OWN business when BoOm! Pam like totally bumped into me for NO reason and alllll my stuff went flying! What the heck was up with that? And if that wasn’t enough GUESS who was the one who defended me?! TESS! Yes the curly blonde with the blue eyes-bimbo! I no longer will have hatred towards her as long as I live! She was awesome! She went right up to Pam out of no where and shouted, “Hey! Are you blind?! Look what you just did to Liz! I KNOW you are so going to help her pick all that up!” NO JOKE! Tess said that! I now have newfound respect for THE BEAST! I don’t think we should call her that anymore…
~Liz

Liz,
Babe, has the idiot fairy hit you over the head today? I mean C’MON!! Tess like what? She “helped” you? Did she pick up all your books? NO> She made PAM do it! And I bet you did too! Did Tess turn to you and say “Sorry about her, she’s such a bia bia, oh yea and by the way sorry for almost ruining your whole life by stealing Max away.” Did she say that hmmm????
~’Ria



Isabel,
I was such a good friend today! I like helped Liz out! You see Pam totally knocked Liz over and all her crap went flying all over the place and then I went to Pam and went “Hey! Hey! Are you blind?! Look what you just did to Liz! I KNOW you are so going to help her pick all that up or else I’m gonna have to pound you!” Sweet! SEE! I can be totally compassionate too! *wink*
~Tess Valenti

TV,
Haha get it? Anyways Tess you totally RoCk gurl! That actually WAS sweet! I just hope you’re like, not lying to me.
~Iz

My blonde Goddess,
Hey pooky.
-Love, Alex



Ally,
Hey boo bear!
*kisses*
~Luv, Izzy

Iz,
So what’s up? You excited about this weekend?
-Al

Alex,
Why were you smirking when you gave me this letter?
~Iz

Isabel,
Why pooky what-ever do you mean?
-Al

Alex!

Isabel,
Okay, okay, I know. Kyle told me last night.
-Alex

Alexander Charles Whitman,
You are in soooo much trouble! I was going to tell you about the confrontation between Tess, Liz and Pam this morning but you can just forget about it now!
~Isabel

But Pooky!

Alex,
DON’T TALK TO ME!
~Isabel

Iz,
But we’re lab partners.
-Al

Alex,
Too BAD!
~Isabel
Ps. Any other notes you try to pass me will be thrown in the garbage or burned in the bunsen burner!
~Isabel


Michael,
Hey man did you hear about this morning?
-Alex

Whitman,
No. And how come you’re sitting over here now? Why aren’t you making kissy faces with Iz?
-MG

Guerin,
She’s mad at me right now so I’ve decided to give her some space. So did you or not?
-Alex

Whitman,
Hear what?
-MG

MG,
About the fight this morning! Between Tess and Liz!
-Alex

Whitman,
What? I only heard about some chicks going at it in the halls, I guess they were really cat fighting today. Why?
-MG

MG,
I dunno, Iz was saying something about Tess and Liz and someone else but I forgot who.
-Alex

Alex,
Hmmm… I might have to further investigate that further. Good looking out man. Now go migrate somewhere else.
-MG

MG,
You’re to kind sir. (hence my sarcasm!)
-Alex

Whitman
Flattery will get you nowhere Whitman.
Air mail! -MG

Guerin,
Why did you throw that at my head?
-Alex


Ria,
Yea, so I haven’t seen Tess or Pam so far since first period. It’s about to be 3rd now; so I’m gonna give you this note before I go to my 3rd. Have you seen anyone? I was wondering why Isabel seems to be so antsy about the Whitman reunion this weekend. I’m kinda sad we don’t get to go. I was kinda craving Grandma Whitman’s apple pie…
~Liz Evans

Liz Evans,
Yea me too, I was so bummed when Alex told me he wanted to take Isabel. But what can you do? They love each other and it was only a matter of time before we were bumped out of the Whitman Reunion circuit. *sigh* I miss Uncle Paladoris’s stories.
~Ria


Max,
Hey

Mike,
What?

Max
What did I say about you calling me Mike huh?!

MicHAEL,
Better?

Max,
Quite.

M
What do you want I’m trying to take notes in this class.

Max,
Good cuz I’m gonna need those later.

Michael,
No way! Do your OWN notes!

Max,
You’re straying away from the thing I was going to tell you!

M
What

Max,
Guess what happen between Liz and Tess today!

Michael,
WHAT?! Oh yea by the way, sorry for throwing this note right at your head, I thought you fell asleep during this movie.
-Max
Ps. You ARE taking notes on this movie right?

Max,
Yea, yea whatever. Look. Liz and Tess had a full on catfight today! Man what does it feel like to have chicks fighting over you?
-MG

MG,
Is Liz okay? I need to go to her! When did this happen? How? Where? Who?!!!

Max,
Slow down there buddy before you blow a gasket! Liz is fine I’m guessing cuz no one’s said anything about it.

MG,
Take notes I’m going to go find her.
-Max

Max,
I am throwing this at your head in hopes that you will catch it before you leave this class and read it! DON’T LEAVE ME IN HERE! You have to take notes!
-MG

Dear sorry excuse for a second in command,
I am throwing this BACK at your head and leaving to go seek my love Liz.
PS. Take your OWN notes!
Sincerely,
The King of Antar



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a/n: You all are so great! I heart you all!!!



posted on 20-Sep-2002 11:05:59 AM
People... I'm begging... Plz read my story! (lol) *wink*
posted on 21-Sep-2002 4:38:46 AM
CEO Shaft ~ Thanks Bro! *wink*
StardustDreamer ~ Mi Hermanita! Gurrrrl I will ALWAYS be here when you need me! *busts out into song* Count on me thru thick and thin! A friendship that will never end! When you are weak! I will be STRONG! Helping you to carry on! Okay I don't remember the rest... LMAO! Luv Ya Jess! *wink*
PuReAn9el58 ~ Thanks for likin' my story! *happy*
SweetLilDreamer ~ Thanks my lil sis! I guess I will figure out what the heck you mean about the bubblies later on... *looks at you weirdly* LOL J/K!!! I *heart* you! *wink*
Roswelladdict ~ JINKIES! Thanks a mil! I'm really glad you liked my story! I'm trying my hardest to keep the talk normal/abnormal cuz as we all know... Roswell is anything BUT normal! PLUS! What's so great about normal??? lmao! *wink* Thanks!

Love,
~Elena

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posted on 24-Sep-2002 1:53:26 AM
THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! You all are great here is part 5...

Part 5
Trouble!

Maria,
What have you done!? Max just STORMED in the middle of my English class demanding to speak with me outside and Mr. Toven totally blew a gasket! He started yelling at Max and shouting that Max was being disruptive and that he was going to call the principal if Max didn’t leave the room right away. Then! Max rips me out of my chair and carries me outside!!!! CARRIES ME!!! Do you have ANY idea how incredibly embarrassing that was??? DO YOU? Maria swear to me that you didn’t leak a word to Michael about this morning? I don’t know how Max found out but he was told a completely different version of what REALLY happen! He thought me and Tess had gotten into a fight! He said that he was going to “kill” Tess! Well maybe not actually like psychically “kill” her but… Oh gosh I don’t know why but I KNOW Michael had something to do with this! I’m in the principals office right now. The PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!!!! Maria! This cannot be happening! Max is staring at me right now but I am so mad at him for overreacting like that, that I have no intention on studying “French” with him for a LONG time!
~Liz PARKER

Lizzy P,
Chica I said nothing I SWEAR!!! I put that on the holy vial of cedar oil! I’ll have to talk to Michael about this asap! Good thing Kendra Thompson has office TA this period and passed your note to me or else I wouldn’t have got your letter until way later. I feel so bad for you but I’m also So jealous! I mean, Michael would like, NEVER run to my side if he thought I was in a fight. And he would NEVER sweep me up out my chair like Max did for you. How romantic is that?! I envy you Liz Parker, I realy and truly do…
~Ria
PS. I promised Kendra she can copy my homework for a week if she keeps passing our notes back and forth until the end of 3rd period, then I’ll just come by and see you b4 lunch.

Maria “My best friend forever” Deluca,
First off Kendra is totally playing us cuz I already had promised her that I would let her copy my Trig homework for a week!!! Now she doesn’t have to do work in trig AND history! Gosh Maria we got hosed. Anyways Max tried to talk to me while I waited for your response. He said he was sorry but he was Sorry. And I said for what? Then he said because he feels that the tension between us is so great that he misses me and he feels sorry for whatever it is he must have done to put us in that situation. I said he needed to quit reading out of Isabel’s CosomGirl! Magazines. The he also said he was frightened of my safety. That kinda made me mad, I mean is he saying I can’t take Tess?
~Liz

Liz “TEFLON” Parker,
Dear Liz Parker, welcome back to club TEFLON. I totally think you can take Tess! You’re Teflon! No one can out do that! I mean take away the make-up, the popularity, the “powers” and what do you got? A scrany little girl with frizzy blonde hair and bad taste is fashion. Gosh man, I can’t believe you would ever doubt yourself after all you’ve been through with Max. I mean, you like, jumped of a bridge… That’s crazy!
~Ria
PS. Kendra is such a user!

Ria,
Help me! My Teflon wall is crumbling! Max just tried to kiss my neck! You KNOW how crazy he makes me when he does that! He’s using his masculine tecniques against me! He even used his “powers” to write “I love you.” On my chair! It was glowing!!!
~Liz “I need serious help” Parker

Liz,
Don’t worry chica! Class is over in like 7 minutes and I’ll be down there in the quickness! I’ll even sick Michael on Max!
~Maria
PS. Hold on tight chickie! And I DON’T wanna walk in there to see you two making out! Like last time you tried to pull cold turkey on Max!


Isabel,
Why is everyone acting hecka weird today? Michael just came up to me and said to stay away from Liz. ??? What the heck? I thought I did a GOOD thing this morning! Michael said “I can’t believe what you did to Liz.” And he walked away. I was in total shock, I mean.. what kind of story is Liz telling everyone???
~Tess

Tess,
Hmmm, that’s odd. You know what? Something is going down bcuz Tausha Spellman just informed me that my brother and Liz are in the principals office for disrupting 3rd period. Max doesn’t have 3rd with Liz. I’m at a loss…
~Isabel
PS. I’ll probibly be sitting next to you at the lunch table when you’re reading this so after you’re done tell me what you think happen.


Kyle,
I think it was a terrible mistake to let isabel squirm.
-Alex

Al,
Why man? Seemed like an okay idea to me.
-Kyle

Kyle,
Well in second period she went off on me bcuz I told her I knew.
-Alex

Al,
That’s your fault then Whitman, you spilled the beans you clean the seams.
-Kyle

Kyle,
Wha?
-Alex

Alex,
N/M hey, what did Polonius say to Laetes b4 he left for his journey? And Ophelia was his sister right?
-Kyle

Kyle,
He said: “To thy own self be true.” And yea, she’s his sister. Why?
-Al

Al,
Cuz I’m doing my english homework right now, oh yea did I tell you Max Evans came in class today and picked Liz up out her chiar took her outside?! Lol I was laughing my ass off man!
-Kyle

Kyle,
What? Huh? Whaaa???? Is this about the fight?
-Al

Al,
Fight? What fight?
-Kyle

Kyle,
Between like, Tess and Pam, I guess Liz was in the middle or something. I dunno for sure. I guess it must have upset Max.
-Al

Al,
What?! Tess and Pam? Oh sh*t man! Tess HATES Pam and visa versa! Oh crap! I should see if Tess is okay!
-Kyle

Kyle,
Please don’t pull a Max.
-Al

Al,
I’m not. I’ll wait until lunch. Besides I don’t think Tess would like that very much. She’s pretty much a very girlie girl. She’ll proly end up screaming at me bcuz she could have –gasp! Broke a nail…
-Kyle

Kyle,
Its okay man, it happens to the best of us. I can barely pick up Isabel with these puny things called muscles for arms. I need to start working out more, build up that testosterone. I am man, hear me roar!
-Heman

“Heman”,
Dude! I used to watch that cartoon! He was strong, I also used to watch batman and robin. Hey… I gotta go (football meeting), meet me online tonight alright? We need to talk.
-Kyle

Kyle,
Sure man.
-Alex


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a/n: How was that?



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posted on 27-Sep-2002 12:33:53 PM
I'm working on the next part as we speak!!!
posted on 27-Sep-2002 12:35:13 PM
I'm working on the next part as we speak!!!
posted on 11-Oct-2002 12:56:31 PM
I'm having bad fic luck cuz I not only lost my whole damn update for "Hard Love" I also lost my update for this one too! *bangs head aganist keyboard* jld sjflkjlf bflgse ld oisf os jgrglgbitfdeo;hbvb ihnl bkinor Oh. Sorry. I guess I got a little carried away there... I hate computers right now. They are very mean to me. *sad* Now I have to start over! Grrrrrrrr!

~Elena
posted on 14-Oct-2002 3:17:47 PM
THANKS FOR ALL THE BUMPS! I love you all! I have to hurry and post this b4 I go to class so... Here you go!


AITW

Part 6
You’re Gonna What?


Maria,
Oh gosh thank you SOOO much for coming right when you did yesterday!!! Did you know that if you were like 5 more minutes getting there I would have caved to Max’s persuasions! Gosh he really makes me mad Maria. We’re still not on speaking terms because he said to me yesterday: “I was scared Tess had hurt my baby.” UGH! I could have slapped him! Yea so I now have DETENTION for the rest of the week thanks to Max’s little charade! Maria I am so mad right now at him. Why did he come in the CrashDown yesterday and order cherry coke after cherry coke?! I mean HELL-O? Save the freaking whales! Oh wait… That’s with water… Well… I dunno but there should be a limit to how much Cherry Cola a person (or even alien-hybrid) can consume! Maria I’m so glad we are friends because you are the best and plus you can get Michael to do whatever you want. Example: Having Michael distract Max while I made a run for it with you to lunch. lol
~Luv, Liz

Liz,
Oh chica what are friends for? I know you would help me if I needed to resist Michael –even though I doubt I’d need help in that dept. All I have to do is think about what a jerk he can be and BAM! I’m Teflon babe. But in your case Max RARELY is a bad boyfriend –granted the occasional slip ups (I blame these on Michael’s influence) but eh, what can you do? BTW: I can’t believe Max thinks you can’t take Tess! And as for the little cherry coke incident… I know chica, I was there remember? You kept making ME serve him the coke or else you said you’d probably spit in it? I doubt you actually WOULD do that but… I was getting quite annoyed with Max’s constant questions about you. He kept saying things like: Where’s Liz? Is she still mad at me? What did I DO? I love her! I was just trying to protect her! Then when I told him to simmer down before I sick THOR –aKa Michael Guerin, on him he settled down. Hehe. I knew Michael would come in handy one of these days.
~Luv, Ria



Kyle,
Man you said you’d be online last night where were you?
-Alex

Alex,
Sorry man got caught up at football practice. Then afterwards Tess came over and…
-Kyle

Kyle,
Oh. Okay. So I was thinking. And this would be better on everyone’s part.
-Alex

Alex,
What would better on everyone’s part? Oh and by the way, did you know that Max thinks Tess can take Liz. Heh-heh boy what an idiot. I know someone who’s not gonna get any this week!
-Kyle

Kyle,
How do you know that about Max?
-Alex

Alex,
Isabel told me in first period.
-Kyle

Kyle,
Did Isabel say anything about me?
-Alex

Alex,
No.
-Kyle

Kyle,
Gee thanks for the encouragement man.
-Alex

Alex,
What were you gonna say before?
-Kyle

Kyle,
That I think you ALL should come to the Whitman family reunion! That way no one feels left out and no one will feel nervous. I just think that Isabel would feel better around her peers. Besides, my mom said that Grandma Whitman has been asking about Liz and Maria she said she’s going to bake them her famous apple pie. (I know what you are thinking you hooligan. So calm down.)
-Alex

Al,
What are you TALKING about man? I wasn’t thinking about warrrrm apple pie… HAHAHA!!! But uh, yea sure man sounds like an excellent idea. I’m game. I’ll ask Tess about it too.
-Kyle

Kyle,
You’re my new best friend man! You’re gonna LOVE Uncle Paladoris’s stories!!!
-Alex

Alex,
Eh?
-Alex



Isabel,
HONEY! Guess what?! Kyle just told me that Alex just told him that his mom said that his grandma told her that she wants us all to come!!! YEAY! Now you won’t have to feel all scared because I’ll be right there next to ya chica! Only problem is that ugh… Liz and Maria are coming too.
XOXO
~Tess

Tess,
Really? Wow I feel so much more better. I guess I should start speaking to Alex again huh? Wow. So yea. What happen between you and Liz and Pam? The whole school is saying that you guys like got into a big huge catfight! What the heck? I thought you said you defended Liz???
~Iz

Iz,
I DID!!! I have no idea what the heck is going on! Michael won’t stop harassing me, Max won’t say a WORD to me and Maria… Well I haven’t seen Maria yet but I bet she has something to do with this! Ugh! You try to help someone out! I swear I will never defend Liz parker again!
~Tess
p.s. What was your score on this quiz Mr. Doolucky just passed back? I got a 87%

Tess,
I tried to ask Max but he spent all of yesterday drinking Cherry Cokes at the CrashDown and trying to get Liz to speak to him. I really want to know what the heck is going on. It’s really kind of annoying. Everyone keeps coming up to me and asking about “the fight.”
~Iz
p.s. I got a 99% I supposedly forgot to write the date. I hate Mr. Doolucky I mean what the HECK does the DATE have anything to do with history???


::Computer Class::

IM:
MEvansGurl
Message:
Liz?

MEvansGurl Is no longer active.

IM:
SpaceBoY02
Message:
Michael. Is Liz online?

SpaceBoY02: Yea. I think so. Why?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Well look! You sit right next to her!!!

SpaceBoY02: Alright! Alright! Geez calm down.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: ??? Well?

SpaceBoY02: LOL!!!!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: What?

SpaceBoY02: You really wanna know her new name?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: YES!

SpaceBoY02: Okay. You asked for it.

SpaceBoY02: I_Hate_Antarian_Kings

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: You’re shittin’ me.

SpaceBoY02: I do not lie Oh great one.

SpaceBoY02: LMAO! Hahahahahahahaha!

SpaceBoY02 has been blocked.

IM:
I_Hate_Antarian_Kings
Message:
Liz? I love you. Don’t BLOCK ME!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: What do you want?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Are you still mad?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: WHAT

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: DO YOU

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: THINK???

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Uh…

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Yea?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Lets see. You humiliated me in front of class. You almost got me suspended! I have detention for the rest of the week and most of all!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: ?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: YOU THINK I CAN’T TAKE TESS!?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: I’m coming over

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Don’t you dare leave your seat Max Tyler Evans!!!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Wow. You must really be mad. I didn’t even know you knew my middle name!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings:

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Liz I am coming over and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Max you come over here and I’m gonna

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: You’re gonna what?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: I’ll tell everyone you’re an alien.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: You wouldn’t DARE.

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Try me.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!!!!!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Do what? *Looks innocent*

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: That was LOW Parker. That was low. I can’t believe you screamed “Max Evans is an illegal alien! From Guadalajara! Sent to save his people!” out loud in class!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: *tongue*

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Two can play at this game! Now I’M GONNA

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: You’re gonna what?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: OH MY GOSH!!! How could you DO that!????

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Do what? *Looks innocent*

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: You are SO gonna pay for that! I can’t believe you just told the whole class that I like to lick peanut butter off your fingers!!!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: Thanks to YOU Elliot Danders wants to know if I want a peanut butter sandwich! HIS TREAT!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: WHAT?! I’ll kick his ass!

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: LOL! I can’t believe you just kicked him in the butt!!! You are so lucky the sub wasn’t looking!

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Well. No one disrespects my Liz.

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: YOUR Liz?

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Uh… Yea?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: C’mere.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: Huh?

I_Hate_Antarian_Kings: You read me. *wink* Come. Here.

AntaRiaNKeGKinG: I’m COMING!

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a/n: How was that?

posted on 15-Oct-2002 11:10:08 AM
Whoa dude you got me blushibg! LOL! But you're the one that's wonderful! You all are!!!
posted on 4-Nov-2002 5:22:15 AM
update coming up!!! I have it half finished so far!
posted on 12-Nov-2002 5:58:18 PM
sorry! I thought I had it finished but I didn't LOL! I'll start tonight.