posted on 25-Aug-2002 5:45:49 AM by Care_Behr
Wish Tess was dead? Now she can be!!!

This is a thread where ANYBODY can post a
short one part fic where Tess dies!!!

She can die however you want!!

Guns? Knifes? or even a hairdryer while she's in the bath!!!

Come take your anger out on Tess!!!

Have MAX kill her... or even LIZ!!! Maybe
Nasedo?

It's all up to you!!!!

KILL TESS NOW!!!


P.s Subject to Liability, we are not responsible for the hurt feelings of any Tess fan... our subject clearly states that this is an Anti-Tess community!

[ edited 8 time(s), last at 8-Feb-2003 12:01:13 PM ]
posted on 28-Aug-2002 7:45:45 AM by Care_Behr
This is REALLY stupid... lol... yours have all been terrific!!

Never say never


The children sat around, drinking lemonade and eating cookies in the Evans' backyard.

"Abracadabra!" The fourth grader at the front yelled.

He quickly hid the small red ball out of sight and a chorous of applause rang out.

Amongst the crowd, two children began a conversation.

"Hi there. I'm Lizzie". She pointed to her chest. She proceeded to hold up 7 fingers. "I'm 6". She stated.

The boy next to her grinned.

"I'm Max, and I'm sixths too".

They smiled at eachother until they were interrupted again by the 'magicians' voice.

"For my next trick, I will need a volunteer, I will saw a girl in half!"

Everyone gasped and Stevie, the boy magician frowned when nobody volunteered.

"You'll never be able to saw someone in half!" Tess Harding shrieked in her girly high pitched voice.

"Didn't your momma never tell you don't
say never!" someone yelled.

"Fine!" She whined. "Saw me in half!"

She climbed her way through the small crowd and layed down in the cardboard box Stevie had.

He closed the box and took out a coping saw, from his father's tool box that was next to him.

"I've seen this on TV. It won't hurt".
He told Tess.

He slid the saw through the box and began cutting.

A loud shriek filled the air and Tess's eyes filled with tears.

"Keep going!" people yelled. "Kill her!"

Stevie kept cutting and Tess kept screaming, but after a while she stopped.

"Oh Oh" Stevie whispered.

"She ain't moving nowhere" Maria said.

Everyone got up and began to poke the corpse.

After about five minutes, most got bored and resumed eating and drinking.

"Tess got's one biiiiiiiiig boo boo". Alex giggled while looking in the box.

"Now thats good TV". Liz told Max.

"And how!" he agreed.

"Never says never!" Isabel warned.

THE END!!!!


Hehehehe couldn't resist.

lot's of love,
Amie.
posted on 28-Aug-2002 1:37:39 PM by Care_Behr
LOL!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

YUMMY THE RATS WILL HAVE A MEAL TONIGHT!!! Tess, MEDIUM RARE!!!
posted on 8-Feb-2003 12:00:07 PM by Care_Behr
well.. well.. well... what do we have here? seems that this thread has died... so.. lets bring it back... lets all rejoice in killing Tess over and over,,,

POST YOUR FICS NOW!!!

This was an awesome thread before it died, I just hope it can be revived.
posted on 9-Feb-2003 12:27:34 PM by Care_Behr
c'mon you lot... don't ya wanna kill Tess?
posted on 12-Feb-2003 5:52:56 PM by Care_Behr
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