posted on 18-Feb-2003 10:33:14 PM by bel_1983
Author: bel_1983
Title:The Sweetest Thing in Roswell.
Disclaimer: The characters or the show does not belong to me, I'm just borrowing them for a bit. I do not own the movie the Sweetest Thing either. This is very, very loosley based on that movie. The idea came to me whilst watching it.

Summary: The Sweetest Thing meets Roswell. Very loosely based. If you haven't seen The Sweetist Thing I recommend you do, It's hilarious!!!

Liz Parker has a reputation, but is she really like they think, or is there something more to Liz Parker than what meets the eye...


PROLOGUE

So tell us about Liz Parker...


Oh my god...Is that girl amazing or what?? She is the shit! It’s just a pity she’s so damn unattainable. It’s like she stands in front of you, teases you with that smile and those gorgeous eyes of hers, and that body. Oh that body. And then she takes it all away. She gives you a sniff, and then wham, she’s gone.

No guy stands a chance when it comes to Liz Parker. She’s beautiful, she’s smart, she’s sweet...She’s unattainable. Jesus we live in Roswell, New Mexico, population 10, you’d think we’d have a better chance then say New York City, but no. She refused me, knocked me down. I’ve never really recovered since.

Liz Parker...Don’t even bother.

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Look. If there is one thing you need to know about Liz Parker, it’s that she’s perfect. She is the epitome of the perfect women. Except for one thing...None of us guys have a chance. I never stood a chance, from the very first time she knocked me back, to the very last time she knocked me back. She’s a tease, and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

She will lead you on with those eyes, and those little tops she prances around in, and then BOOM, she will wreck you. You won’t have a clue what happened, you will just know it was because of Liz Parker.
Liz Parker is trouble to the male species. Don’t waste your time.

Then again do waste your time...See if I care. She will only just rip your beating heart out from your chest, throw it on the ground and trample it with those perfectly pedicured feet of hers.

Liz Parker...Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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So you wanna know about Liz Parker hey? Well words can’t even begin to describe Liz Parker. Bitch, heart breaker, tart...They don’t really do her justice. Smart, gorgeous, sexy, innocent. Well looks can be deceiving. Guys watch out...If you ever run into Liz parker walk the other way. Do not make eye contact, she will suck you in. And you will be wrecked forever. She will spoil you for the rest of the female species.

Don’t fall for her sweet, and innocent act. She will pretend to be all sweet and then BAM, she knock back your advances. Personally I think she might be a bit frigid. She didn’t go for my charms. Lead me on she did, and now what do I have left???

I am just a shell of my former self. Liz Parker changed me, she wormed her way into my system, and then just up and left. Liz Parker is like some Aphrodite or something, no she’s not. She’s a jezebel that’s what she is...

Liz Parker...Do not make eye contact. You will not make it out alive.

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I went on a date with her once. Don’t know why she said yes to me. She changed my life forever. She entered it and then it was like WHAM. She turned it totally upside down and inside out. Guys don’t get Liz Parker. I did...I do. She knows how to work her way into a guys heart. Let me tell you something about Liz Parker...It isn’t that she’s unattainable...It’s that she isn’t unattainable that bothers all these guys. She is the Sweetest Thing in Roswell and she knocked everyone of them back. Except for me she didn’t knock me back, she actually confronted me.

Liz Parker...She’s taken...But that’s not where the story begins. You will learn about Liz Parker, you will learn about her friends, and you will learn how I came to end up with her. But most of all you will learn, that Liz Parker is everything these guys say, and more. To bad they couldn’t understand her.

Liz Parker...All you need to do is understand her.

TBC???

Should I continue. Feedback Please. Lots of it would be great.


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posted on 19-Feb-2003 7:20:54 AM by bel_1983
Hey guys. You guys rock!!!Thanks so much for the feedback. I hope use keep it coming!

Well look at this I've just written another part for you all. Two parts in one day!!

This part is mainly just convo..Let me know if it's confusing who is speaking, because I usually do POV's but for this one I can't.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This part is rated MA for suggestiveness, and language.


PREVIOUSLY


So tell us about Liz Parker..

She refused me, knocked me down. I’ve never really recovered since.

Liz Parker...Don’t even bother.
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Liz Parker is trouble to the male species. Don’t waste your time.

Then again do waste your time...See if I care. She will only just rip your beating heart out from your chest, throw it on the ground and trample it with those perfectly pedicured feet of hers.

Liz Parker...Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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I am just a shell of my former self. Liz Parker changed me, she wormed her way into my system, and then just up and left. Liz Parker is like some Aphrodite or something, no she’s not. She’s a jezebel that’s what she is...

Liz Parker...Do not make eye contact. You will not make it out alive.
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Liz Parker...All you need to do is understand her.




PART ONE


“I am so not really like that. At least I don’t think I am...am I?” Liz questioned Maria, her hand running through her soft brown hair.

“Puhlease Liz. Sorry babe, but you are exactly like that...”

“You mean to say that I’m...”

“Yes, yes and yes, to all of the above.”

“But I didn’t say anything. I mean I would have said something...If I hadn’t been so rudely interrupted, by interruption girl over here.”

“Babe you know you love me. And you know I can read you like a book. Words do not have to come out of your mouth, my dear, for me to know what you are about to say. It’s just a special gift I was blessed with.”

“No way. Nuh uh. I am soo not like that. How could it even be suggested?”

“Lizzie, chica, babe. You are my girl, you know that right? But sometimes you can just be so blind. For a girl who is so smart you have some serious rocks in your head when it comes to the opposite sex...You know the male species? And I’m not just talking little pebbles here, I am talking Uluru size rocks”

“Uluru...?”

“Babe your sliding here. You are supposed to be the brains. Did you not listen once in geography...Uluru big rock in the middle of Australia. Also known as Ayers Rock, we’re talking humungous, gigantor shit here. I’ve never been there myself...Obviously...But I’ve heard it’s huge. Ok where were you that day in class. Woohoo, I know something Liz Parker doesn’t that has so just made my day. Made my week actually. You do realise you are never going to live this down...Don't you?”

“Yes Ria, I’m sure you will never let me forget it. Ok so what were we discussing before you went off into Maria land. Land of all that is rocky?”

“We were saying...”

“No. You were saying...”

“Fine, spoiil all the fun. I was saying that you have rocks the size of Uluru...Ok for the sake of all the dummies, cough, cough, Liz Parkers of the world we will say Gigantor rocks, all though I do not believe it has the same effect, in your head when It comes to men.”

“So what I like to have a little fun every now and then. I like to cut loose a little...”

“Footloose?”

“Funny Maria, we’re really on the ball today aren’t we. I like to have a good time but I’m not a ...”

“Say it Liz.”

“No...”

“Just say it.”

“I don’t want to...”

“Oh would you damn well just say it. If a word shouldn’t be said it wouldn’t have been invented. Come on babe, I know you’ve got it in you, you are not a....”

“slut. I am not a slut. Happy I said it.”

“Said what...”

“Hey Iz...”

“Sooo...what did Liz Parker say?”

“Lizzie said Slut.”

“Oh I’m so proud of you Lizzie.”

“Iz what are we going to do...She’s growing up so quickly.”

“Would you guys cut it out , and can we please get back to the topic at hand...”

“Which is....???”

“Whether Lizzie’s a tease.”

“Ah I see. So Liz what happened between you and that guy last night...What was his name anyway??”

“Kyle...His name was Kyle Valenti and nothing much happened.”

“Nothing much??”

“K Guys hold it there. Toilet break. Do not, I repeat do Not go on without me.”

“Sure thing Iz. So Liz please continue...”

“But Iz...”

“Are Iz scmiz, she will find out anyways. Sooo....”

“Ok let me put it this way. So cute...but oh so dumb.”

“Ok so lets talk size...”

“Ok I’ll change that too So cute, oh so big...but so dumb.”

“You’re big or my big?”

“Hey Ria, I take offence to that.”

“Liz...”

“Fine...You’re big.”

“Sooo...How far did you go?”

“well we got from about to hear to that table about two inches away.”

“Come on chicita, I want details. You’re holding out on me...”

“No actually...He was holding out on me.”

“What you mean to say, he didn’t...”

“More like he couldn’t...”

“Guys I can’t believe you went on without me. So what’d I miss, what‘s doin?”

“Well Isabel our little Lizzie here, was trying to do Valenti, but apparently he couldn’t do much...”

“ What, he didn’t...”

“He couldn’t...”

“Oh my God. Damn, and I thought Liz was finally going to be deflowered.”

“Hello...Guys I’m right here. Me, Liz Parker, the girl you’re talking about like she’s not even present at this very table. Anyway Iz, how did things go with you?”

“Well, they sure as hell went a lot better than you. A lot better.”

“ So what, that Alex guy was...big?”

“Uh huh. Big does not do him justice... We’re talking like Uluru size here...”

“THANKYOU.”

“OK, well I obviously missed something.”

“So you...”

“Yep...all the way.”

“How many times?”

“Four...Boy, can I just say...Stamina.

“Apparently so....Hey maybe he should give Valenti some tips.”

“Guys...Maria. Shut up he’s coming over...”

“Who? Valenti?”

“Mar...”

“Hey gorgeous. So was last night as good for you as it was for me?”

“Hey Kyle. What’s up?”

“Apparently not much.” Maria and Isabel cannot contain their laughter, Liz hisses at them to shut up.

“Hey liz babe, me and Iz here have to be off, anyways... We have to....”

“make the bed. Yes that’s right we have to make the bed. You know how Mrs Sisco hates it when the bed is all messy. So umm yeah, we’ve gotta go...”

“Make the bed. Seeya Liz.”

“Bye Kyle.” Maria and Isabel walk attempting to contain their laughter,

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“Guys I cannot believe you did that.”

“Yeah but you gotta admit. It was too priceless.”

“Yeah. See liz you are everything they say you are.”

“Gee, I must be the first virgin in history to go down as a slut.”

Well Liz, we know you’re a virgin...You know you’re a virgin. But they have no idea that you’re a virgin. Isn‘t that right Iz?”

“Yep. Sorry Liz. You’re gonna have to face facts...you’re one of us now...”

“One of you?”

“Yep...We are now officially the Three slutskateers...”

“One for all...”

“And all for cum.”

“You guys...”

“Put it here sister. We are loud, we are proud, we are brash we are rash. And Roswell is in sooo much trouble...”



Let me know what you all think...

posted on 19-Feb-2003 8:38:22 PM by bel_1983
Ok before I start the next part. I just wanted to say Liz Parker is not the shit...You guys are the shit!!!Yoiu rock. Thanks for all the feedback. Please keep it coming.

The parts will probably start slowing down when I go back to uni in a week, but I will try update at least twice a week. Ahh don't we love the uni life!!!

And lets just say all the parts are going to be MA, sorry I odn't know what that is in the States, or overseas. That's just Australian ratings.

Ok on with show.....

PREVIOUSLY...

Liz Parker...Don’t even bother.
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Liz Parker...Do not make eye contact. You will not make it out alive.
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Liz Parker...All you need to do is understand her.
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“Yeah. See liz you are everything they say you are.”

“Gee, I must be the first virgin in history to go down as a slut.”

Well Liz, we know you’re a virgin...You know you’re a virgin. But they have no idea that you’re a virgin. Isn‘t that right Iz?”

“Yep. Sorry Liz. You’re gonna have to face facts...you’re one of us now...”

“One of you?”

“Yep...We are now officially the Three slutskateers...”

“One for all...”

“And all for cum.”

“You guys...”

“Put it here sister. We are loud, we are proud, we are brash we are rash. And Roswell is in sooo much trouble...”


INTERLUDE


So tell us about Liz Parker...


Liz Parker...I lurve that gal to death. I have known her since the third grade. We have been best friends since the third grade. It was like instant connection. I had big hopes for our Lizzie, and let me tell you this...She has lived up to every one of them! She is everything you could possibly imagine. And more.

Ummm If I was describing Liz Parker I would probably have to say that she is like the Charlotte of the group. You know from that show Sex and The City, which by the way totally rocks. I would probably be the Carrie, and our good friend Isabel, who you will hear from soon, would probably be the Miranda. We all have a little of Samantha in us!!! Actually a lot.

If I had to use one word to describe Liz Parker, I would have to say vivacious. You will never meet another person like her. One in a million that gal is, actually I guess that’s wrong if you will never meet another person like her she would have to be one in six billion...One in six billion she is! She is smart, she is beautiful, she is so down to earth, and she likes to have fun.

Liz Parker. Damn that girl knows how to party. All the guys want her, but none of the guys can get her, and I mean really get her. To them she might seem unattainable. It’s not that she’s hard to approach, It’s that they know what her answer would be id they were to approach her.

Liz Parker has had her fair share of one night stands, if that is even possible without losing her virginity. I don’t know how she does it, she’s twenty two, and still a virgin. Shit, I was like sixteen, and I haven’t looked back since. Although I guess sixteen is a little young to lose your virginity especially to a guy you don’t really love. If I could go back I might have waited.

There you happy Lizzie, that was for all the little kiddies out there. Liz thinks I am sending out a message to screw anyone you want, and start when you’re young. That’s not the message. Everyone is different. I just happened to reach my, hmm how should I put this...sexual peak when I was sixteen. Oh shit, does that mean I peaked to early. Great that’s just what I need, my sex life is about to go to hell! Ok I change my mind, kiddies wait until you’re like thirty until you have sex. Women reach their peak in their thirties. See now I’m screwed, and not literally!

Ok, ok, I know I’m not supposed to be talking about me. But having said that I am a big part of this, so I think they should get to know me...Ok, fine, enough of the gesturing...Ok where were we?

So tell us about Liz Parker

Ah yeah, thanks dude. Well Liz Parker...That girl is a walking contradiction. Everything you think about her is true, and yet everything you wouldn’t dare to even dream about her...well that is also true.

Ok, there telling me to wrap it up so you really want to know Liz Parker, she is the three S’s; Sassy, sensual, sexy and slutty. Ok, Ok, I know that was four. Fine get rid of the last one.

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That chic is numero uno in my books. And let me tell you we are talking encyclopaedia type books. They are some gigantor books right there! Liz Parker is gentle, sweet and caring yet she is feisty and sexy at the same time.

She is a nympho, without actually having sex. She is a player without deliberately being one. There is something you need to know about Liz Parker...She is oh so smart but when it comes to guys...oh so stupid.

Liz Parker can go from being sweet and innocent to a total vixen in an instant. Let me tell you this she may look sweet, but she is a total vixen. She is unpredictable, and oh so delectable!

Every guy wants her yet none have really had her, in every sense of the word. Guys say she is a dater and a dumper. But like I said before when it comes to guys, well this girl is totally clueless. She doesn’t see a date as a date until the actual date is over, and she doesn’t think she’s dumping the guy. How can she when technically, she hasn’t been on a date.

Aha, see every gal should have Liz parkers guide book, or guy book. She beats the men at their own game, and she doesn’t even realise she is doing it! See if we had Liz parker’s guidebook we would never have our hearts broken. Then again, having said that, we would never date, nor would we ever get the pleasure of dumping. See if anyone is the dater and dumper it is Maria and I. Because we are totally aware that we are doing it!

Well I’m being told to close, hey well that’s just wrong, Ria had longer then me. Ok, ok. Fine they want to get on with the real story.

Liz Parker...gal’s keep your guys close because when Liz Parker s around she will have them under her spell before you can even say slut.

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Liz Parker...Well can we all say slut. Well probable not, well what about bitch. I am so sick of seeing that girl steal my men. I am sick of people talking about her like she is the shit. Well Liz Parker is not the shit. I am the shit!

Yep she sure got that right

Hey I heard that bitch. Liz Parker is nothing special. She’s not even pretty, and puhlease like she could get any guy. Guys don’t like girls who put out...

yes you should know hey...

Excuse you, this is my turn. I think everyone should know the real Liz Parker. She is totally not what everyone says. You think Liz parker can get all the guys...Well you haven’t seen me in action. This story should be about me. Me, me, me. I can’t believe their writing a story about Liz Parker, I’m the one who gets all the guys...

Yeah, second hand. When Liz won’t put out they go to you for a screw.

Liz Parker...Slut, bitch, whore. You have your pick.

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Now, now. We know all that already! And plus slut and whore...same thing shit for brains!

Who put Tess Harding in this story anyway. We will just have to cut her out, when this hits the big time.
Ok guys so that’s Liz parker, now that was the real story...The end.

Ok, I know that was pretty bad. That wasn’t the real story...

This is the real story...



PART TWO A

“Chicita, feel up for some dancing tonight?”

“Yeah, Let’s go dancing.”

“Guys I don’t know. I don’t really feel up to it.”

“What. What did you just say. Quick Isabel we need a remedy for this disease Liz has come down with.”

“Ooh, ooh I know. Booze, dancing and sex. Liz babe, you really need to get some. I mean how long has it been since your last screw? oh wait a minute Liz parker has never actually screwed a guy.”

“Isabel. Tut, tut, tut...You know Liz has screwed a guy, just not in the sense you’re talking about. Liz Parker has screwed plenty of guys. She’s just screwed them around is all.”

“Guys hey girl you’re talking about...right here!”

“babe, we are taking you on the town tonight. we are going to get fresh, we are going to get damn well funky. Shit we are just gonna get pissed, and have some fun. And Liz we know you know how to have fun. You taught us everything we know.”

“Yeah. Come un Liz. Me and Ria here, are getting antsy for some action. No buts we are all going out tonight.”

“Ok, ok. Fine I’m coming out with you bitches.”

“Woohoo the Three slutskateers are back in business.”

“All for one...”

“Cum for all!!”


TBC.............

Feedback Puhlease, pretty please.


posted on 20-Feb-2003 9:06:05 PM by bel_1983
Hey guys once again thanks for all the feedback. I kinda just type these as I think it, so I hope they come out all right!

And lets just say all the parts are going to be MA, sorry I don't know what that is in the States, or overseas. That's just Australian ratings.

I would like to apologise in advance for the spelling of my spanish. It's a little rusty


PREVIOUSLY

babe, we are taking you on the town tonight. we are going to get fresh, we are going to get damn well funky. Shit we are just gonna get pissed, and have some fun. And Liz we know you know how to have fun. You taught us everything we know.”

“Yeah. Come un Liz. Me and Ria here, are getting antsy for some action. No buts we are all going out tonight.”

“Ok, ok. Fine I’m coming out with you bitches.”

“Woohoo the Three slutskateers are back in business.”

“All for one...”

“Cum for all!!”



PART TWO B

“Buenos dias senoritas. Glad to see you out and about tonight. Come now, regular table? Si?”

“Si Senor. Gracias.”

“Any drinks ladies?”

“We’ll just takes three tequila’s. Doubles.”

“Ok senoritas I’ll be back with your drinks in a couple.”

“Why thankyou Julio.”

“Now Lizzie aren’t you glad you came out with us tonight. Tonight my dear, we are going to get blind.”

“We are going to get trashed, and we are going to get you some sex!”

“Guys, I didn’t come here for sex, I came here to dance.”

“Well then what the hell are we doing sitting down here. Let’s go shake our little bot-toomies, and let’s show these people how to dance.”

“Your drinks ladies.”

“Why thankyou Senor.” The three girls reply together.

“Ok lets down these babies, and lets go have some fun.”

“Ooh, Ooh I love this song.”

“well lets get out there then and show them a good time. All the gals will be jealous, or the guys will be horny after we are through.”

“Maria, you are not going to make us...”

“Oh yes she is...”

“Isabel I can’t believe you are going along with this.”

“Liz babe, we are not going to remember a thing tomorrow. And plus it’s tradition.”

“What to get out there and make fools of ourselves?”

“You know you love it.”

“Fine, fine. Just as long as I don’t remember it tomorrow. Ah shit what have I gotten myself into...”


“Welcome everyone to numero uno. Tonight we have special one time performance. Please welcome to the stage Maria Deluca, Isabel Evans and....”

“Liz Parker.” Isabel whispers to the announcer.

“And ze beautiful Liz Parker. Guys hold onto your seats and girls hold onto your guys, because these chicitas are going to blow you away.”

“Oh shit. What the hell have I gotten myself into. Hey Ria what are we singing anyway?”

“You will find out in a minute.”

“What if I don’t know it.”

“Trust me Parker. You will know it. It’s a classic.”

The music to summer loving starts...

“Guys. We’re in a club. We cannot sing Grease in a club. It‘s just wrong. It goes against all the rules of clubbing etiquette”

“Clubbing etiquette? Well anyway, technically It’s not Grease. It’s just a song from Grease.”

“It’s Grease guys. We’re in a Grease...”

The music suddenly changes....

“Chill Liz I was only kidding. We’re not singing that song.”

“Hey but I wanted to be in Grease. We could have had a whole musical going.”

“Sorry Isabel next time.”

“So if we’re not singing can we please get off the stage now?”

“Babe, I said we weren’t singing that song. I didn’t say we weren’t singing full stop.”

The music to a new song fills the room....

“You bitch. You wait I’m going to get you back big time. I can’t believe...”

Maria’s voice suddenly cuts into Liz’s rant...

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you


Isabel’s voice joins the mix...

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new


All three start singing together...

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine


Maria and Isabel fade out, and leave Liz singing by herself...

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last


Maria and Isabel stand on either side of Liz, and start rubbing there bodies and grinding their hips into Liz’s body. There hands wander, and they smile seductively at the crowd. By this stage, the guys are off their seats and the girls are having a hard time controlling them, and their bodily functions...

Liz continues singing and starts rubbing her own hands over her body...

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold


Isabel and Maria jump in...

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine


Liz, Isabel and Maria have the crowd at their beck and call. And they know it...

“We are the shit. The guys can’t even control their hard o around their girlfriends...hey Lizzie that guys got his eye on you...”

“I’d say more then his eye. Hmm mmm, I would say he’s carrying a loaded weapon right there. carrying that big should be outlawed.”

“Guys just shut up and sing the song...”

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide


Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats
Next to mine


‘Hey Lizzie he’s pretty cute. You should go for him. Coz it looks like he’s going for you. Check that out, shit, he’s pointing his weapon right at you there babe...”

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

Like A Virgin:Madonna

The crowd starts to cheer as the girls finish the song. Well the guys start to cheer anyway, the girls glare at them and mutter to themselves about the sluts that were just on the stage. As they leave the stage Maria yells out...

“Hey girls, we did the hard part, literally, and got the men ready for use. Now all you have to do is keep em like that till you get home. Good luck. Guys if you need any help you know where to come. That is if you know how to cum...There doesn‘t happen to be a Kyle Valent in the audience does there, because if their is don‘t even bother!”

“I cannot believe you Maria. Those girls are gonna be gunning for you all night.”

“Well actually Liz, I think the guys are going to be gunning for us all night.”

“Funny belle. So what do you go by now? Is it Isabelle or jezebel? You guys know what I meant anyways.”

“Ah Liz forget about them. there just bitches anyway. We are here to have a good time. And by god are we going to have a good time!”



TBC....

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