Part One
disclaimer : not mine
rating : r 4 swearing
summary: max and liz are half frineds half enemies both with secret fantasies of the
other. When rumours about them having sex start to be the talk of the school they
decid to play along with it.


Don't you hate those smary barstads that think they are all that. Try going being
Science partners with one ever since 9th grade !!! this smary git, that probably
enjoys nothing mare than a sweaty changing room full of young nacked biys- wait
that's my fantasy any way -, is Max Evans.

Doesn't the name Max Evans just ozze confidence with just those three syallbles
you can tell he is sexy and he knows it . The thing I don't like about Max is the fact
he gets every girl he wants he makes the female gender look pathetic I mean so
what if he has the best body I have ever seen and the most gorgeous eyes that have
ever exsisted that is not the point. The point is that he knows it, and take advantage
of it. There are probably two girls in the whole of Roswell High that Max Evans
can't shag that is my self because I will not lower myself that far, and his twin sister
Isabelle Evasn who is just the same as Max. Between them they have probably
fucked more people than the rest of the sophmore year put together.

The thing is most days I enjoy Max being in class. Even though we hate each other
we have a pretty good laugh. he may be a womanising jerk but he is really witty
and some of the things he comes out withare hilarious. If he wasn't so up his own
arse and Mr-I've-fucked-the-whole-of-US I may even want to go out with him.
he's one of those guys who's a great mate but a terrible boyfriend.

So any way te reason I didn't want to see him today was because the biggest
rumour going around school at the moment is that him and me are fucking every
chance we get. You see Paul, Woodcroft saw max leave my apartment at seven in
morning the other day and he told some one who told someone and at thew
moment everone thinks we are having an assordid affair and I really want to be as
far away from Max as possible untill these rumours are replaced by some tart
apparently being preganant.

"Hey Lizzy honey," Max said sitting next to be at a lab table the whole class looked
at him so did I. wghat the fuck did he think he was doing trying to get people to
think we really are going out.

"Oh sugarlump whats worng?" Max asked I was too shocked to speak ," are you too
tired from last night?" I gasped and as did the rest of my bio class. Max winked at
me, and I decided to play along.

"No hunny bunny just shocked at how gorgeous you are looking but I've seen
you look better, those clothes do nothing for you they look better off you,"I said I
couldn't believe what I was saying I coulds see that Max nearly burst out laughing.

"Be quieter my dear Lizzywizzy, there could be rumours about us and people
could find out about the baby," max said this time I nearlly burst out laughin Max
was loookign around the room

"Oh sorry Maxiewaxie, it's just I'm so excited I mena you and me looking after our
baby it kinda makes me horney," I said sliding my hand up Max's bicep GOD ITS

"As intresting as what turns you on Miss Parker would you mind keeping it too
yourself untill you are in a quieter area like detention after school today," Mr
Denier said walking in I blushed a beatroot color and Max burst out laughing

"Glad you find it so amusing seeing as you will be joining her Mr Evans," It weas
my time to laugh at Max's face such a kodac moment.

"So after thta very intresting insite into Mr Evans and Miss Parker's personal life
will you please turn to page 112,"



Can you believe I have detention Mr Denier didn't even hear what I said he gave
me detention for laughing ! That has to be so not allowed. It was pretty funny
though the thingsme and Lizzy said to each other.

You know how long I have tried to get into Lizzy's pants? Too long. I mean she a
fucking godess and I can't even talk to it with anyone because she happens to be
Michael's adopted sister how fucking great is that. It means Michael's been telling
her what a prat I am with girls so she's never going to let me fuck her. You see me
and Michael are great mates but he would kill me if he knew half the time when I
fuck a girl I'm thinking of his sister. She just does it for me, you know the way
some guys like busty blondes I like brunettes who are slim and classy. Problem is
classy chicks aren't as easy as tarts. But I'm always up for a challenge but when your
challenge has been going on ever since you had your first fantasty of a woman

When Michael told me of the rumours my first thing I did was laugh. Laugh my
fucking head off. I may know that girls tend tro like me the fact is Liz Parker has
too much preide to ever be with me. I think she may even secretly like me other
than our werid friendship but she would NEVER EVER act on it - my dreams don't

So I guess Liz would probably send out a bulliton saying I would never ever be with
Max Evans even if he was the last man on earth and we had to repopulate Earth.
When Michael told me she haden't said anything I came up with the idea to have a
joke I never thought she would go alone with it I thought it would freak her out.
But it didn't she played along and it was cool. Maybe we could carry it on how
funny would it be if the whole school thought me and Liz where an item. Another
thing about me and Lizzy is that we both like to trick people including her brother
and my best friend. Michael is really protective of little Lizzy so if we make him
think we're shagging that will so totally get him back for that last trick he played
on me which is way too embarrassing to think about.

Okay Maxwell you have a plan talk to Liz after class take her to the eraser room or
something and pay back on Michael shall begin.

disclaimer : not mine
rating : r 4 swearing
summary: max and liz are half frineds half enemies both with secret fantasies of the
other. When rumours about them having sex start to be the talk of the school they
decid to play along with it.
authors note: hey I know I haven’t posted anything for ages, I may have actually
posted part two but I’ve lost this story but found part one if confused don’t worry
here’s part two and THANK YOU to people who gave me
feedback this is one of my first fics and I was really really happy people read it.
Okay enough of me babbling and enter the world of miss_roswell’s fic.

So I’m walking down the hall trying to ignore everyone who is whispering about
my pregnacy I’ve already had 13 people come up to me ( who I have never met
before ) ask when I’m due! God some people are so fucking gulible. Any way back
to me walking so I walk past the easer room when suddenly I feel some one pull
me into the easer room.

“Hey what the hell- Oh it’s you,” I siad after seeing that it was Max,” What are you
doing you could hurt the baby.”

“ You have to admit that was pretty good idea of mine,” Max said proudly

“ What ever but do you think you could now stop the rumours it’s embarassing
people think I’m attracted to you,” I joke Max actually smiles.

“ Well before we tell people the truth I was thinking maybe we could have a little
fun,” Max said I’m worried that smile on his face is scary.

“Max we had fun in Bio now I want to not be the school’s gossip,” I told him

“ Well I was thinking opf having a little fun with your darlin’ brother,” Max said

“What’s Michael got to do with any of this,” I asked confused

“ Well I know I have a er reputation with the ladies, and Michael knows me better
than anyone so he knows I can sometimes treat women a little well a little erm
sometimes a bit-”

“ I think the words you’re looking for is like a piece of shit,” I said

“ Yeah whatever, anyway thin of everytime Michael has embarrassed you, been
annoying and ruined your life,”

“ Yep that’s not hard,” I sya I love Michael but god sometimes I could really kill

“ And know think what it would do to him if he thought that you and I were
having sex,” Max said and I smiled. Michael would fucking FREAK!

“ I think I like your idea Evans,” I told him.

“ And I’m sure you heard about Michael’s lastest trick on me,” Max said and IK
burst out laughing that was so funny especially when he- wait Max is talking. “
And I’m sure I remember the last trick he played on you,” Max said that shut me

“Okay so we make like we’re going out?” I ask

“Yep so I’m sorry parker but you and me are going to nhave to spend quality time
together,” Max lent over a whispered in my ear

“ Well we can’t leave here looking like this,” I said

“ What do you mean?” max asked confused

“ Well if we leave looking like this it’s going to look like we talked and we don’t
want people to think we came into the easer room to talk,” I said the easrer room
is the make-out place for the school.

“ Wow I like doing business with you Lizzy you are tres smart,” Max said

“ Oh stop you’ll make me blush,” I said sarcastically as I russleed Max’s hair I then
undo another one of his buttons. He then messed up my top so it looks like it’s
been moved.then flicks my hair. He then puts his finger on my lips and smudges
some lipstick.

“ Come here and I’ll put some lippy on you,” I say

“ I’m pretending that I’m shaggin you not entering the drag queen competion,”
Max said taking a step away from me.

“ I ment on your neck so it looks like I kissed you,” I said and took a step closer to

“ Er Lizzy how are you going to get it there?” Max asked

“With my lips,” I say ,” now will you stop moving.”

“ Okay go on,” Max said

I bring my lips to his neck and make sure I smudge my lipstick.

“ Now common Lizzy lets go,” Max then takes my ahnd and leads me out the hall
goes slient when we exit the eraser room.

I looom across the hall and there I see him. Michael and he looks like mad. Mision


This day really rocks Lizzy has just kissed me on the neck, Michael is getting what
he deserves and I got an A in Bio.

Me and Lizzy go out onto the quad and we sit down at a table.

“ Well people certainly notcied did you see Michael?” Liz asked excitedly.

“Yeah God that was funny,” I said

“ Yeah Oh know what am I going to tell Maria?” She asked Maria is her weird friend
who is always sniffing stuff.

“ Tell her you gave into the love you have always had for the gorgeous Max Evans
and you are fucking him because he is defintely the best in bed in the whole state
of New Mexico,” I said

“ Get over your self Max and if I hear one word about you bragging about me in
the changing rooms I will cut off your balls cut them up into little pieces and put
them in the food at the Crashdown,” Liz thearterns wow Never piss her off EVER

“ Okay never eating at Crashdown again,” I said

“ So we’re clear no being a barstad behine my back and no fucking other girls,”

“ What we aren’t married,” I say how un believeable is she! We aren’t even dating
and she’s not letting me have any fun next she’ll be saying that I can’ drink opr
hang out withe guys.

“Fine then we’re broken up,” Liz said what is this girls problem.

“ Lizzy calm down but I need something to er relieve myslef so if I can’t get it from
other girls I’ll have to get it from you,” I say

“ On second thought you can fuck everyone you want,” Liz said crossing he arms.

“ Parker are you okay?” I ask

“ No look Max we have to pretend to be together and I have a reputatation which
is already looking really really really bad because I have to pretend to fuck you and
I don’t want to look worse because you can’t keep your dick in your pants,” Liz

“Fine fine I wont fuck anyone,” What did I say that for what am I going to do! It’s
not like I’m going to get any out of Liz and I do NOT want to not ave any sex with
anyone because of Michael.

“Good glad we understand each other,” Liz said smiling. God her smile is sexy what
I wouldn’t give you throw her on the table and have sex to her right there.

“ Evans,” I hear and I turn around to see a very very angry Michael.

“Hey Guerin heard the happy news about em and Liz?” I aske trying not to laugh,
Michael’s face is too fucking funny.

“No I heard the news about you and Liz I didn’t hear anything happy unles syou
two are just playing along and you don’t rally have her lipstick all over your neck,”

“ Oh crap, look Michael me and Max just couldn’t deny our feelings towards each
other any more,” Liz said and I smiled.

“ But Liz you hate Max,” Michael said

“ Excuse me my girlfriend hates me?” I ask

“ No she doesn’t,” Liz said

“ I don’t believe you you’re ment to be my best friend,” Michael said and then
walked off.

“ God I didn’t think he would be too touchy,” Liz said

“ yeah you would think he was your father not your brother,” I muttered.

“ Maybe this anit such a good idea?” Liz asked damn it the girls having doubts .

“Look Liz it wontlast long just a bit so we get our own bakc on him, he would do
the smae to you,”

“What pretend to sleep with you,” Liz joked

“Shut up Parker,” I said smiling

“ You know we haven’t kised in public,” Liz said smiling. It knocked the smile right
of my face.

“ You want to kiss me?” I asked

“ No,” I breathed a sigh of relief,” but we should.” And the shcoked loo goes back

“ So go on kiss me,” Liz said

“Now?” I asked looking around.

“Yeah now<”

“ Bur er but are you sure?”

“ Yes common max scared that I wont enjoy it?” She said

“Fine,” I said and grabbed her and kissed her full on the lips. I ran my tongue along
her bottmon lip to ask for entrance. She gave it to me and I massaged her tongue
with my own. God is she the best kisser in the whole fucking world. God not
Sandra, Kelly, Mandy , Julie , Judy , Claire or any of the others could compare to
this. Wow she is fucking brill-

“Ehem Mr Evans and Miss Parker you know how I feel about public displays of
affecion, I’m afraid I'm going to have to give you Detention,” Mr Garding interupts my thoughts .

We look at each other. We had just started this thing and we all ready have two
detentions because of it. God if she weren’t so hot I wouldn’t bother.

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