Title:The Breakup: A Letter To Joss
Rating:Oh god G...but you can insert cursing as needed.
Spoilers: Yea...just the general B/A unhappiness and any of the potentials that have crossed their paths
Distribution: Do whatever the hell u want with this crap...just don't use it as yours
Disclaimers: I have NEVER actually dated Joss Whedon...and I don't own 'BTVS' or 'Angel'...cuz if I did there would BE no 'ATS'...just happy happy people.
AN:Ok this was just the most idiotic idea ever...I got it after reading something in the newspaper this morning(it's mentioned in the letter) that completely disgusted me...yeeech. I mean I knew the spoilers...but REALLY! geez!
AN2: OK if you DON'T like B/A don't flame me...this is not an opinion board(that's what the discussion thread is for) and it says semi B/A in the title ok?...also this is not supposed to be quality stuff. Actually, what I would think is really cool is just anyone adding anything else they wanna complain about(even if it's not enough Riley on the show or something odd like that) in their replies...then we could send it to Joss! LOL
AN3:KU/MU game tonight! Kareem Rush is amazing...watch it! But go KU!

An Unhappy B/A Shipper
123 Claddagh Way

January 28, 2002

Dear Joss,
I think it’s time we broke up. I’m sorry that it has come to this, that we couldn’t work out our issues. But it seems that we just have different ideas. You prefer to torture the wonderful, fantastic B/A shippers, while I wholly support the soulmates in any way possible. I don’t understand you Joss! We had such a great thing going, but you constantly saw fit to ruin it. Need I remind you of Riley, Darla, Kate, Fred, Parker, and Jhei whatever her name was? And yes, I forgave you for those. Thought they were just temporary insanity, and hoped against hope that you would change your ways and reunite Buffy and Angel. But what do I see in the entertainment section of my local paper today but an item on how, during sweeps month, Cordelia and Angel will officially start a relationship? You should just be glad you weren’t there to experience my anger. As if this wasn’t bad enough, all spoilers seem to indicate that Spike and Buffy will continue to be together! Sweetie, I don’t know what has happened to you! You used to be so delightful, so witty, so extraordinary and unique. Now the dialogue is flat, the characters irritating, and the storylines boring. Honey, I just don’t know what to say. I hope we can still be friends, though. I’ll continue to watch Buffy of course…but I just can’t adore you anymore…can’t admire you. Darling…if you ever reform your ways, I know that we will find our way back to each other. But until then, good riddance!

Your Irritated(as always) B/A Shipper

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