posted on 6-Feb-2003 2:35:05 PM
AN: I was realllllllly bored and this is the story that poured out.
Rating: Pg-13

Max came prancing across the field looking for his beloved. “Liz, Liz, wherefor art though Liz?”

“Max I already told ya! It’s ova between us! I’m seein Mikey now” She said in a horribly fake
Brooklyn accent.

“Noooooooooo it can’t be so” Max screamed falling to the ground kicking and screaming.

As this was going on Kyle came on stage unnoticed, shockingly enough, considering he was
completely naked. “Max come with me. Together we can find inner peace through Buddha” Kyle
said in monotone.

“Ooh la la” Liz exclaimed in a poor French accent while fainting onto the grass.

“Ok,” Max said abandoning his temper tantrum, “As long as I don’t have to take off my clothes”

Michael skipped into the center of the field. Now that Liz had broken it off with Max they could
be together! He saw her lying on the ground andassumed she was dead (after all why else would someone be lying on the ground?) and let out a cry of rage
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! If I can’t be with her in body at least I
can in spirit” Running up the latter that was conveniently located in the center of the field he
flung himself to the ground.

Maria, trying to think of yet another reason to get into a fight with Michael, came sauntering out
as if she hadn’t known Michael was going to be there. She saw Liz and Michael laying on the
ground dead and cried out dramatically “Woe is me! My best friend and boyfriend are dead!”

A director who just happened to be hanging around heard this and offered her millions of dollars
to be in his next film.

“Coolio!!” She screamed making the director (who was really an FBI agent in disguise) cringe in disgust.

“Maria,” Michael exclaimed, “You can’t go with him I don’t trust him! He’s after us because
we’re ALIENS” miraculously the director/FBI agent did not hear this even though Michael
screamed as loud as possible before falling back to his deadness.

Ignoring Michael, as usual, Maria ran off with the director/FBI agent.

Liz finally woke up and, seeing Michael, sighed to herself, “Oh well there’s always Alex.”

Max, who is now naked too, breaks out of his meditative state and chases after screaming that
they belong together. Kyle follows repeating over and over “Find inner peace with Buddha find
inner peace with Buddha............”

TBC

Will Liz and Max get back together? Will Maria be able to find her way back to the random
field? Where is Alex? Will Michael ever realize he isn’t really dead?

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[ edited 1 time(s), last at 7-Feb-2003 11:20:31 AM ]
posted on 7-Feb-2003 11:21:19 AM
AN: The weirdness continues..........



Michael sat in the middle of the field crying. No one cared he was dead. It wasn’t fair!! Max
wanted Liz, Liz wanted Alex, Kyle wanted more followers of Buddha......hey where was Isabel?
Michael ran off to tell Isabel that he was dead and she could have crazy hallucinations of him.

Meanwhile Liz couldn’t find Alex anywhere. She was getting really frustrated. Alex was the
last guy she had to get with before every guy in the cast had fallen in love with her. He was
ruining her average. Plus Max was chasing her around naked! As if she would ever get together
with him again! Stopping quickly in the middle of the field Max ran into her, followed by Kyle.
There was a star ship in the sky! “Oooooooooooh aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!” They said in unison.
“They’re coming to take me home to see my son!” Max screamed. Kyle, ignoring Max, started
meditating again.

As the “star ship” landed a platform went down and a shadowy figure stood at the top. “DON’T
KILL ME!!” Kyle started screaming, forgetting his Buddha principles.

Michael, somehow managing to know something was happening, ran out stating “Don’t trust
him! He could be evil!”

The figure stepped forward turning out to be Alex. “Alex!!” Liz screamed running forward and
madly kissing him

“Do you have my son?!” Max asked.

“I still don’t trust him!!”Michael hollered.

“DON’T KILL ME!!” Kyle continued screaming.

TBC

Will Alex kill Kyle? Will Liz ever reach her goal of making every man in the world fall in love with her? Whatever happened to the director/FBI agent?

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The Random Field